September 30, 2007 – 12:27 pm
I have previously annointed Pat and Mick’s YouTube masterpiece as the most Eighties music video of all time but, having now seen what you are about to see, I must reconsider. This has everything, including Giant Squid, a midnight zoo jailbreak, skydiving, a luau, flaming tiki torches, an octopus drummer, and a David Hasselhoff cameo. [...]
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September 30, 2007 – 7:52 am
A random thought…
I looked up from the computer to notice that the bamboo, which grows four feet over the balcony, which is twelve feet from the ground, was sparkling.
Sparkling.
And me wuvs me some sparklitude. It’s the bane of my existence, this ban on sequins before 5pm; isn’t daylight when they would be shown to full [...]
September 30, 2007 – 2:50 am
Alas, I have no way of knowing if it’s true. There are no testicles handy (sigh) except for all of these ones in jars, and they just sit there, they don’t dangle. Please do examine any testicles that come to hand and report back in the comments.
From Popbitch:
“Re last week’s mailout testicle story… The higher
of [...]
September 29, 2007 – 2:50 pm
This is awesome. It is frightening. It is hilarious. But the comments on the YouTube page are the best of all: not only are her fellow pony collectors cheering her on for being “an individual” just like them, they’re trashing and multi-downvoting everyone who doesn’t believe exactly as they do. Fandom at its best, for [...]
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September 29, 2007 – 8:54 am
Seriously, I’ve met Beagles that can’t handle this. That guy is a genius, and I only wish I spoke enough Spanish to email him and ask him to train my next boyfriend!
September 29, 2007 – 6:50 am
It should be Lambos, not Ferraris, but otherwise this sounds pretty good. The only problem is, it seems to give everyone pretty much the same result.
From Nag on the Lake, via Mastercowfish.
Your home is a
Rough Muse’s Mansion
Your kitchen is only used when the weather won’t permit barbecuing. There’s a pantry stocked with beef jerky. Oh, [...]
September 29, 2007 – 3:16 am
from collecting tokens.
Squid signs. So hot right now.
September 29, 2007 – 2:11 am
This list is not exhaustive, because he hasn’t stopped talking yet. It must be prefaced with the information that I’ve lost 20 pounds since he moved in and he’s a good friend, a lovely fellow, and as delightful a roommate as I’ve ever encountered.
However.
milk equals pus. It doesn’t matter if you know the cows from [...]
September 28, 2007 – 1:37 am
I am, thanks to the crisis-aversion actions taken by, respectively in order of the order they action-took, devblog, Sean Heather, and The Sister, getting my groove back, somewhat. Sean also stuffed me with exotic meats and cheeses (a godsend to those of us who live with raw vegan chef-types; my cholesterol count was getting dangerously [...]
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September 27, 2007 – 8:33 am
I would put up a post, but quite frankly I’m completely frazzled and preoccupied. I am like a Chihuahua on crack. In a blender.
I need to round up a good solid $300 by the end of this month, OR ELSE. Seriously, I haven’t even got the presence of mind to trawl through the quizzes and [...]
September 26, 2007 – 10:12 am
“There are only two kinds of bad guys. Live bad guys, and the ones who’ve met Chuck Norris.”
This has got to be the single best blender marketing video the universe has ever witnessed, and if you doubt it, click for yourselves.
We’ve really been struggling to find something that could challenge the Total Blender’s blending capabilities. [...]
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September 26, 2007 – 6:59 am
Cross-posted from runningthroughrain
Save the date for No Turning Back - A Fundraiser For Trevor Greene
Date: Wednesday September 26
Time: Doors open: 8pm,
Show starts: 9pm - 12am
MC: Todd Battis CTV News Reporter
Band: So Tight Band & Brickhouse the Band
Place: The Yale Hotel - 1300 Granville Street
Price: $20
On September 26 we are gathering together at The Yale [...]
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September 26, 2007 – 6:28 am
“They had the original bus that Rosa Parks sat in, the one that sparked off the civil rights protests. It’s beautifully preserved. I was going to sit in her seat but there was a black woman sitting there at the time. I thought better of asking her to move.”
An anonymous but sensible Detroit conference-goer quoted [...]
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Posted in Celebrity, Crime, Etiquette, Humour, Justice, Politics, Travel, U.S., anarchy, bigotry, government, humor
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September 26, 2007 – 3:20 am
Or, do. Don’t hold back, bro. Let it out. We’re all upset Atene isn’t releasing any new vids.
At last, YouTube Superstars Brian Atene and Chris Crocker: together again for the first time!
via Defamer, and btw did you know that the heretofor dignified FFE is one of Chris Crocker’s neighbors? Oh yes, thereby hangs a [...]
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Posted in Blogging, Brian Atene, Celebrity, Chris Crocker, Entertainment, Humour, Lush Life, MySpace, Videos, Weird, YouTube, celebutard, geek, humor, mashups, media, meme, sad, tasteless
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September 25, 2007 – 12:58 am
So Judy was here visiting. It was easy to tell it was Judy when she walked into the train station, because there is, in my wide experience (and surely, few experiencers can have had a wider one, what with me having met in meatspace something over 100 people whom I first met online) a certain [...]
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September 24, 2007 – 9:52 am
Words fail me, so here:
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September 24, 2007 – 12:25 am
Rising couple the Nyarlathoteps have previously given our readers a peek at the stunningly exotic landscaping features they’ve installed at their new Miami mansion. Now come with us as they take us on an exclusive tour of the interior of their eldritch neo-Aegyptian hideaway.
Their handpainted china, commissioned from a secret Asian workshop “somewhere on the [...]
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September 23, 2007 – 3:47 am
Cat houses are notoriously hard to manage and staff. While we’ve all made impulsive choices at one time or another, some decisions are far too important to be left to the whims of the moment. Certainly at the time it seems right. It seems natural. It seems good.
But the next morning, when there are another’s [...]
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Posted in Allegory, Dating, Humour, Lush Life, Sex, Singles, animals, beauty, capitalism, cats, fashion, fetish, humor, marketing, tasteless
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September 23, 2007 – 1:52 am
The old Gloaming homestead of Miami has been given a glamorous new makeover since those exotic and exciting social dynamos the Nyarlathoteps rescued it in April of this year. The redecoration has spared no expense, and the charmingly distressed mansion is filled with those remarkable and seductively alien little touches that remind the owners of [...]
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Posted in Art, Books, Cthulhu, Etiquette, Fans, Fantasy, Humour, Literary, Lush Life, Squid, Weird, celebutard, geek, hipsters, horror, humor, media, meme
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September 22, 2007 – 10:58 am
Seriously, this is ridiculous.
That’s a catfish the way a sabertoothed tiger is a cat. You’re looking at a record-breaking 66 pounds of fish sticks (a gazillionty-seven kilograms, howthefuckshouldiknoweh) landed by Bev Street, a deceptively mild-mannered housewife with, obviously, a lethal antipathy to free-range freshwater fish.
In unrelated news, I have recently deleted our dear friend StevenL [...]
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