Bill Gates on Manhunt? Pictures!
05 Sep 2007 4 Comments
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Sex-ay!
Vintage come-hither shots passed along by devblog. Which PR company thought these would be a good idea, I wonder? Snopes sez:
“These images are actually publicity photos taken of the then 30-year-old Bill Gates coincident with the initial release of Microsoft Windows in 1985. The Corbis photo archive identifies their depiction thusly: “Bill Gates, CEO of Microsoft, reclines on his desk in his office soon after the release of Windows 1.0. 1985 Bellevue, Washington, USA.” “
Actually, I’ve seen a lot worse. Been to Hunters and Gatherers yet? They’re doing for gay men what Fugly has done for ugly people; ripping them apart and laughing over the shredded remains. Actually, it’s just like being in a gay bar!
Strangely, I cannot actually find his Manhunt profile, nor lavalife, nor match.com; only MySpace. I feel so left out; nobody’s made a spoof MySpace for moi!
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Sep 05, 2007 @ 04:12:04
He’s probably thinking: “Hey baby, come get your floppy!”
Sep 05, 2007 @ 04:33:59
Exactly. And we ALL know where he got the name “Microsoft.”
Sep 05, 2007 @ 23:06:44
Are you serious!? This is awesome. Nice sweater, Bill — It shows off the 18 charisma…Another feather in your cap, madame. Simplement formidable.
Sep 05, 2007 @ 23:42:27
“18 charisma:” nice reference. I have no doubt he knows exactly what that means. I have, equally, no doubt that he knows exactly how much cash = +1 Charisma.