quiz: how much are you worth in bed?

Apparently the average is only $225.82 per hour. Strangely, this is quite a lot more than most of the prostitutes I know earn, but then I do live here.

bedroom toys

Stolen from Stiletto

Hmmm, looks to be quite a lot more lucrative than mommyblogging. Being an agoraphobic, chubby, monitor-tanned old Goth must be more enticing than I’d ever imagined!

I ask, not for the first nor the last time, Does anyone have Steve Jobs‘s number handy?

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touched by the noodly appendage of the law

Flying Spaghetti Monster goes to court

Crossville, Tennessee welcomes its newest resident, the universally-revered Flying Spaghetti Monster. Recognized as a living god, he dwells now outside the Crossville courthouse among his pirate worshippers, spreading the doctrine of Pastafarianism among all peoples.

Ramen.

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Run DMZ: rumble on the 38th parallel!

Somebody needs to turn the Israelis and Palestinians onto this before it’s too late. A new paradigm for conflict is demonstrated here by the forces of North and South Korea in an underreported, yet epic scuffle in the Demilitarized Zone.

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