Total Eclipse of the Original

I don’t know what it is about this song, but it seems to inspire the greatest living sardonicists to greater achievements in sheer over-the-topitude than have ever been seen this side of Kadath Through The Looking-Glass.

First there was Kiki and Herb‘s heartrending story of transgendered love gone awry and tragic loss.

Now, there is dascottjr‘s Literal Version. Post-Post-Postmodern and deeply Eighties, it takes you behind the scenes, behind the hair gel and makeup, behind the blank expressions of the born-to-sing-not-act star and shows you the true meaning of this, perhaps the most iconic of all music videos.

Dancing Fonzie zombies FTW!

via azahar

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12 thoughts on “Total Eclipse of the Original

  1. valarmorghulis says:

    “Emo kid wears too much makeup”

    CLASSIC

  2. Metro says:

    *Blinks in mute admiration at the incredible Chuck-Norrislike awesomeness.*

  3. raincoaster says:

    Truly one of the greatest Youtubes of all time.

  4. michaelm says:

    Ditto, Rain, ditto . . .
    Christ that was funny.
    ~m

  5. raincoaster says:

    One for the ages, glad you like it.

  6. izaakmak says:

    The 80s totally captured! Imaging sobering up from the 70s only to find this crap! It sure made me long for “the good old days!”

  7. raincoaster says:

    They were good old days if you were a hair mousse manufacturer, I guess.

  8. izaakmak says:

    Now that you’ve planted that damned song back into my consciousness, I’ve been forced to respond in my own twisted way: In Total Bereft Of A Heart

  9. raincoaster says:

    A very philosophical take on the issue! Nice.

  10. izaakmak says:

    Hey man, you keep inspirin’ and I’ll keep tryin’!

  11. [...] of the Heart, and totally eclipsing all previous versions of this tune including but not limited to Bonnie Tyler’s, Kiki and Herb’s, and yes (I know what you’re thinking) even Hurrah [...]

  12. [...] bukkit) simply narrate what is actually going on in the video. The greatest of these, of course, is the Bonnie Tyler “Total Eclipse of the Heart,” itself a high water mark of musical geniositosnouss. While this much simpler video does not reach [...]

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