Thanks to Gawker for the pic of a truly masterful example of front page class. Also, love the Gawker comment alternate bubble suggestion from Steverino:

"Happy Friday, New York! Now you all have to stare uncomfortably at my bloody face sitting nonchalantly by the side of your desk all day while you work. Who has the last laugh now, bitches?! Oh yeah, just try to eat your little Thai takeout at your desk and NOT turn this paper over out of disgust. Yeah, that's what I thought, wuss."