And they’re Ann Coulter’s!!!
From Welcome to Pottersville:
Only someone like Ann Coulter can publicly applaud the nightmarish, Aldous Huxleyan jingoism that drives Israel to encourage its children to write greetings on bombs about to be dropped on top of their Lebanese counterparts. In doing so, Ann Coulter proves once again that, while Laura Bush may be America’s First Lady, she is America’s First Cunt.
raincoaster 
Deapite my own personal abstinence from homosexual relations, I have to admit that I’d rather be sodomized by Michael Berryman than engage in any sort of consensual or forced sexualt contact with Ann Coulter.
Better steer clear of Washington, then. I hear she’ll jump anything that moves.
Someone should set her and Jay up. Specially now he’s off the heroin; he could give her weight tips. “How to keep it off when you’re straight” should be an article in Cosmo, come to think of it.
Jay as in “. . . . and Silent Bob”?
BONNGGGGG . . GUH
Yep. She deserves no less…and no more.
“I’ll fuck anything that mooooooooooooves!!!”
The perfect couple.
Guess you just wrote the treatment for Clerks III then
Actually, I can see Michael Moore doing this as an ambush film…what was that one with Eddie Murphy?
Not sure – I just remember the Dick Clark ambush sequence — was that in Bowling for Columbine?
The only Michael Moore film I’ve ever seen was Canadian Bacon. Although I loved his tv show…
I think I’m shell-shocked from this week – or maybe I’m just feeling a little Peter Gabrielish and just want to shock the monkey
Leave that poor monkey alone!
It’s my monkey and I’ll do what I want to, do what I want to . . . . damn, now I’m having a psychotic episode with Lesley Gore
Someone wants to shock GWB?
Show him a newscast.
And better Lesley than Tipper.
If Tipper had ended up with Santana instead of Al Gore, she might have turned out differently. She’s a very strong advocate for second-hand ideas, alas. Typical home-schooling Southern wife. Not that I stereotype at all.
I goota black magic Tipper . . . .
If she’d had some of that black magic, she’d have turned out quite differently, I imagine.
Once Abraxas, never back, I suppose
Ooooh, good one.
I try.
Latte coloured babies are the prettiest, anyway.
Another good point. Again, almost a shame I’m married >B^D
Any babies we would have would be blancmange coloured, actually. I think you want to be commenting on Nina’s blog, only she doesn’t have one.
Oh, I was commenting on your savage yet focused wit, not genetics
We would have a savagely focused, witty adulterer. Pretty good argument for contraception if you ask me.
Yep, but my government is opposed to contraception, wit and cease fires.
Another doomed . . . . situation. C’est la vie et guerre
Homo Homini Lupus.
Oh, gawd, Echelon will probably interpret that as gay and have somebody raid you.
Someone with an alternative lifestyle and a disfiguring disease was eating grits? How could that be misinterpreted?
Quite so.