Ya gotta luv these shrivelled little hearts made of tar. Even more vicious than AA Gill!
A snippet is reproduced here. Read the full horror of the report post-mortem here.
As for the Sternum of Doom… what meteor carved that crater? Did her pact with the devil go bad? Did Simon Cowell carve it out with a spoon? Did it sacrifice itself to become a chin or cheek implant? Did a nearby stripper accidentally ding her by sneezing while launching a ping-pong missile out of her nether region?
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Ewwww.
Uma Thurman probably did the five fingered death whatever-in-hell it was on her, and she hasn’t taken five steps yet.
A better argument for avoiding cosmetic surgery you will never find!
Wasn’t that a line from a Lou Rawls song? Or maybe it was Lou Reed. I always get those two mixed up. Maybe it’s because of the colored girls going doo, dadoo, dadoo, do do dadoo, dadoo, dadoo, do do do do, dadoo . . . .
Louie, Louie? I have that one on this site, too, somewhere.
How’s things? I just got off of a 70-hour week thanks to IT and implementing a ‘new, improved’ to-press system.