No big surprise here

Smart, sexy, and sassy, both the press and other staffers know not to mess with Claudia Jean. A natural at her job, the press secretary is sensitive toward women’s issues and stands up for ‘the Sisterhood.’ Her wit and one-liners along with her lip synching ability are known across the land.
:: Which West Wing character are you? ::
Via Guido
So NOW can I have George Stephanopoulos? Can I? Can I? I promise to feed and water him and take him for walks and brush his coat and…
A speechwriter . . . . a gawdamned SPEECHWRITER!!!!
There, there. Be nice to me; I can get you promoted!
In unrelated news, word comes that David Cameron, UK Tory leader, has hired as speechwriter a man who used to run orgies for a living. Those speeches will be unmissable!
Hey, what kinda resume you got there FE?
Oh, trivia alert: Dave Eggers knows the actress who plays CJ. She was the mother of a childhood friend of his. Small world, eh?
Hmmmm, I’d not throw Dave Eggers out for eating crackers in bed, come to think of it. Okay, if I can’t have George, can I have Dave?
Obviously I don’t have as impressive a resume as the Horst Wessel that the honorable Mr. Cameron has hired.
Guess I need some experience as a pimp
Maybe you can collect a stable of chicks willing to blog dirty?
Not sure. It’d be hard to get them hooked on crack and then find ways to beat them into fearful submission via broadband
True. You’d need a satellite link for that, wouldn’t you?