This simply must be seen to be believed. They’re geniuses, the headline writers over there at Fark, and I’d blogroll them if only I could be arsed to make it through their tedious sign-up process (same goes for you, too, Wheaton, although come to think of it, I DID blogroll you. You’re cuter than Drew, though).
The Official raincoaster blog Headline o’ the Day:
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