7 thoughts on “South Park: the Secret Doctrine of Scientology”

1. Is that really what they believe? Still it makes about as much sense as a huge boat that fits 2 of every animal on and the don’t even eat each other, virgins having kids, or hanging homosexuals and stoning loose women to death.

2. What? You’re not a Christian??? Why aren’t you in a concentration camp already?

   I suppose you don’t believe in transubstantiation either.

3. The what? I believe in sex drugs and rock and roll

4. Degenerate! Only Scientologists believe in that shit!

5. Soooo……..lemme get this straight – are you ACTUALLY saying that Scientology is, ahem, not real?

   Getaway!

   Next you’ll be telling me Bambi mere has a slight health problem.

   It’s all too, too much to take in. I feel another contemplative curry coming on.

   Is it true that Tom Cruiser is magnified in all his movies?

   ScotsToryB

6. Cruise wears lifts: check out this story.

   And the Bambi’s Mother assasination was faked! If you look you can see where the frame of the original movie shot was cut out and a later-painted panel installed just as Bambi runs up to her.

   Bambi’s been kept quiet by blackmail–I don’t have the details yet but it was something to do with his stag night.

   Just remember–the truth is out there.
   The lies, on the other hand, are all in your head.

7. I killed Bambi’s mother. It’s true.

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