From the Infomaniac comes news of this marvelously amusing little website, great for whiling away the hours until your next blood sacrifice or furry convention. Whether browsing the forums or modelling for your own glamour shots, there are hours of amusement here for the whole quality-entertainment-starved family. Continuing our Muppety–themed week, we present what must surely be the Website o’ the Month if not the Year at the ol’ raincoaster blog, Googly Eyes On Cock.
With bonus Nyarlathotep cock.

You know I had to double check at least twice to reassure myself my first glance was correct – it’s been so long since I’ve seen one. And there was me starting to wonder why I wasn’t bothering with that sort of thing. Now I know.
I could do that –
If I had a microscope – – –
Thanks for oversharing. Use a fisheye lens and get some really fun effects!
Took me ages to figure out what that damn thing was. I have to get out more.
I’m just relieved, after some appallingly, delightfully drunken weekends, that there’s nothing familiar about any of them. I have dated too many women with cameras to be entirely secure with stuff like YouTube. One never knows when one’s past will come bite one in the department.
Oh, that’s nothing. I thought you were talking about recognizing your dates!
Sometimes one makes a comment one knows will invite the cheap & easy snappy answer. Sometimes one imagines that one’s acquaintances have enough class to rise above the cheap and the obvious.
So when one turns out to be wrong one can do little except ignore such behaviour and endure the grotesque disappointment with dignity and without comment.
And don’t pretend that anyone who visits that site could possible not notice the innumerable little “RC wuz ‘ere” tattoos.
You’re really reaching with that one. Tattoos are the work of menthol-smoking country music fanatics, and I won’t go near them with a ten-foot prole.