quiz: who’s your celebrity boob twin?

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I’m really rather surprised I didn’t get Padma Lakshmi’s octoboobies, but I didn’t. I’m also surprised Jessica Simpson is a 34D. She looks much more Russ Myersian than that, you’da thunk.

Also, I should get bonus points; my boobs are free range and organic. Hers are battery boobs, and only guaranteed for ten years, I think. And if you read US you know where they’ve been.


Your Celebrity Boob Twin:


Jessica Simpson

Who’s Your Celebrity Boob Twin?

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28 thoughts on “quiz: who’s your celebrity boob twin?”

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  5. Well, as may be clear to some, I am a little on the flat side. So assuming I could stretch to an A cup, I come out as Clare Danes. Which ain’t bad, because she is pretty purty.
    Oddly enough, my most recent fling (actually more than a fling, but lets not get into that) was also a Jessica Simpson. Which I guess makes the three of you boob triplets.
    But i don’t like to use the phrase Triboob.
    Oh wait…i guess I did, so maybe I do.

  6. Boob sextuplets, as boobs come in twos. Make of that what you will.

    I had dinner next to Claire Danes in a restaurant once. She’s just simply strikingly beautiful. Her face is without flaw. And taller than you’d expect; I always thought she was petite, but she’s easily 5′ 8″.

  7. What did she eat?
    That’s the kind of obsession I could foster…foodstuffs of the rich and famous or somesuch.
    Is it William Goldman who’s obsessed with the actual heights of celebrities?
    I think so.
    I like that kind of thing. If you’re going to idolise someone, you may as well pay attention to the details.

  8. I can’t remember: it was a place called Monsoon, and they served neo-Asian food in tiny portions. She did have a couple of drinks, white wine. And these two middle-aged lesbians came in and sat down, then noticed her and changed their seat to one where they could stare directly at her without blinking, which they proceeded to do for an hour.

    To this day, I still regret not offering to change places with her. The poor woman. She just ducked her head and put her hand up like a fan to hide her face and ate one-handed.

    And yes, detail obsession is only right and good in a fan. Ask me anything about Viggo Mortensen, anything at all. Want to know what his ex-wife said about his lawyers at her poetry reading last week? I know. But you’ll have to ask me some other time, as I am going beddybyes now. I’m so far behind on my blog reading you can have NO IDEA.

  12. And no-one wants to see that. Couldn’t you just brachiate or something?

    Congrats on taking the quiz at oh-dark-stupid AM. It’s now 5:58 here and the beer has worn off. I can’t focus enough to do a test this morning.

    @Alabaster:
    Sodding hell–“Foodstuffs of the Rich and Famous”? There’s a website/blog just begging on its hands and knees, possibly in a leather corset, to be created. You could pair off the names and do a kinda Perez Hilton thing, wherein local wait staff text you: Who’s eating where, what they ordered, why their agent made her trade the custard tart for the celery with a side of water …

    Dude, you have so go to make that one your veriest own.

  14. I never thought of the girls in that way but took the quiz and I’m:

    Scarlett Johansson

    Now if I just knew where to get one of those fabulous boob dresses she wears!

  15. Try bebe, I think she’s got a contract with them. Or bodypaint.

    There IS a “Celebrities Eating” blog, and I’ve posted about it, so try a blog search and you’ll find it.

    Viggo’s ex said that he was totally giving her lawyers the runaround. They’re trying to work out support and alimony and all that; it went to court a couple of years ago, but as soon as it hit the papers they withdrew the case. Now it looks like it may go back to court, and Viggo really does NOT want that. But by god I wouldn’t want to go up against Exene. She will crush you.

  17. He WAS. The split was amicable, too, but now it sounds a bit more rancorous. They have a son, Henry, who’s eighteen if memory serves. Probably re-jiggering the support because the kid’s off to college and living on his own.

  19. Oh, I do. Let’s say he didn’t wait for the separation. Mind you, neither did she. The circumstances of their marriage are a wee bit mysterious, to say the least. I mean, they made a committment on their OWN terms, and by most accounts their son has turned out pretty well, so regardless of the fact that it ended it can be called pretty successful. I know Exene, despite being critically important to the LA punk scene, has a lot less money than Viggo: I mean, after the first twelve million, how much more do you need? He should set her up decently and then they could just go their separate ways in dignity.

    I do know he’s terrified of negative publicity (except for political reasons) so she’s got that over him.

  20. Back to Jessica Simpsons boob size, A 34 D in the US is a lot larger than the UK 34D and having seen Jess in person… I would not say they are a 34 D US size. More like a 34 C. She is a petite girl.

  21. She’s tiny, but her knockers are huge. And I’m not UK, I’m Canuckistan. She always looks like she’s about to topple over, especially in those hooker shoes she wears.

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  23. How did I miss this one?

    My boob twin is Carmen Electra. She was on a House episode I watched recently, otherwise I’d have no idea who she is. Meanwhile, since the only reason I have boobs this size is because I need to lose 25 kilos, I suspect that Ms Electra has been cheating.

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