Seriously weird. Seriously, seriously freaky. Probably fake. “The one that got away” takes on new meaning in this tale of lost loves at sea…
Via (where else would you expect?) the Guardian’s Political Diary.
“Almost everybody in the fishing business has had sex with a manta at some point,” Makeburu asserts.
What!!! A manta??? You mean one of those enormous, intimidating winged things with a stinger on their tail that looks like an aquatic Batman?
Yep. After all, fisherman out on ships spend a loooonggg time at sea without ever encountering a woman, and, well, let’s face it, they can get pretty horny. No, dammit, let’s make that incredibly horny. Even desperate enough to do it with a manta. Right?
“Nah,” shrugs Makeburu. “Coastal fishermen poke them too.”
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wha?!?
The commet on eels was proceless.
My question is, during World War II, did the Imperial Japanese Navy keep tanks of pleasure fish?
priceless, damn
Is there a sexually gratifying freshwater fish too?
EEeewwww!
vinylrichie, I’ve seen a video that would indicate that the common river eel will serve in certain circumstances, although from quite a different POV from the mantas.
I’m relatively certain this is bogus. Hey, I stole it from the Guardian! So take it up with Jon Henley.
weird and freaky indeed!
and probably fake, but postworthy nonetheless.
Well, this sheds new light on Steve Irwin’s death. No means no, Steve!
Aha, you may have put your finger on it! Now go wash that finger!