miscellaneous blogging advice I have given out recently

I'm not a blogger

  1. Faking your own death is good for hits
  2. Being exposed as a serial killer is good for hits
  3. Flamewars are great for hits
  4. If at all possible, blog nekkid. They can tell.

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9 thoughts on “miscellaneous blogging advice I have given out recently

  1. Glad you like it!

    FYI: once you’ve linked your username to your blog, you don’t need to put the link in the content as well. The link functions as the name (and google doesn’t count that link as an actual link to your blog anyway).

    Damn, I just can’t turn off the advicey stuff, can I? Maybe I should fake my own death.

  2. if you’re undersexed, it’s probably got to do with your suicidal roommate…

    what about bloggers who blog about their sex life? they can’t be undersexed then…

  3. Girls will shag you where I live if you can make them laugh, make them feel good about themselves, or if you are loaded.

    The mood I’ve been in recently means I’ve had nothing for a month or so.

  4. Girls will not shag you unless you treat them like individuals. I’m not seeing that here…maybe you should give up on sex for awhile and try learning about them as people, because if you treat them like predictable animals they will treat you like an animal as well.

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