Calls for Cthulhu #6: Special Guest Star Xenu!

It’s time for another episode of everyone’s favorite call-in show, and ohhhhh, by Shub-Niggurath, this is a good one! It’s not every day that you get to hear from Xenu himself! Wonder what Tom Cruise thinks of this?

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22 thoughts on “Calls for Cthulhu #6: Special Guest Star Xenu!

  1. Now suddenly the idea of licking Barbra Streisand takes on a whole “poison tree frog” vibe. That’s not to say that the idea of licking Barbra Streisand wasn’t warped all on its own…

    Funny stuff…They’re rocking the house in R’Lyeh over there.

  2. As the mind who came up with it, I have to wonder what you’d wonder about the mind who came up with it . . . whoa. I think I just made some kind of logical reflection or something.

    And thanks guys, this is the most in-depth discussion I’ve seen of what Barbara Streisand tastes like.

  3. Mlle Her Grace La Marchionesse “… us Servants of the Elder Gods are … ”

    ScHocking

    Errr …. Glamour !!!

    Ladies & Children und Republican/Squirrel-teazing Redakturs read cette Blogge !!!

    “WE Servants … ”

    Wer ist Eldritch ?

    Tot siens

    G E

  4. G Eagle, I was attempting to communicate with an American. We have to do it in a sort of pidgin language, such as most television programs are translated into before broadcast in countries such as yours and mine. It bears, of course, no relation to English, nor to American, which (among other idiosyncracies) is pronounced entirely without the letter “b.” Very few people know that.

  5. I suspect the Itilain Air Force military has put angels in traps. They have evil alien technolgy from space. It keeps a captured angel Spirit in a prison for years. Make Your Country a good Christian country with no Angel traps whatsoever for thousends of years

  6. HOW MANY THOUSAND???

    Oh, it’s all well and good for you, Scott. You already know the answer. But dropping in on random posts where people are innocently listening to messages from an undead Elder God at the bottom of the sea and leaving ambiguous instructions is NOT HELPING!!!!!!!!!!

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