Is this not how it’s supposed to work? Uh-oh.
Stolen from Ruth Franco at GoodTimes
Update: Yes, Virginia, Santa has a blog.
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raincoaster 
He probably has one too.Maybe something like frozenass at wordpress or red nose or something like that.It would easier to let him know what to get us though if he had a blog :) Then again we’d probably spam his christmassy ass off.
great. rofl
Apparently, there was a Santa IMing with kids, but Microsoft killed him. There was also a Santa emailing kids, but the Canadian Post office killed him. Poor old Santa can’t win!
Santa is online!!! Shit. Now I wont get anything for Christmas but a bar of soap to wash out my potty mouth.
Why didn’t anyone tell me??????
You’re fucking telling me! Gawddam!
Hope it’s not that scented shit, that burns my throat!
Irish Spring? It’s magically delicious!
Cool, I will email him, or perhaps you should. I expect he would have blacklisted me by now.
What? You mean he doesn’t subscribe to my feed? WTF?
Well, if Santa checks out my blog and likes something on it, you reckon he forwards it to all his workers? That would be a lot of hits….
I would hope he’d be one of those bosses that CC’s everyone with the subject line “check this out” and they all go “oh god, not another chain letter” but they click anyway, because they know he’ll get the report from the IT department about who clicked and who didn’t.
I wonder if he’s on MySpace as well…
Yes, but he’s a SHE on Myspace!