Hoo, baby, you don’t want to go up against the Four Hopping Ninjas of the Apocalypse! These fearsome, kangarooian warriors put even the terrible Lo Pan of Big Trouble in Little China to shame. The last time I saw these guys I was leaving the Shebeen late one night and caught the briefest glimpse before they started hopping in a circle around me, faster and faster. Soon, everything was spinning.
And then the pink elephants began to dance…
An awesome scene featuring some top class fight choreography and special effects. Witness the titanic struggle of Man-Machine versus not one, not two, not even three but four evil hopping vampires!
Loving the tag “lush life”.
This reminded me in some ways of a pseudo-Monty Python sketch. ;)
If they didn’t do it, they wish they had!
oh my god…that looks like porn when they have him on the ground. It’s like someone watched “Robocop” and “The Flying Gulliotine” and said to themselves:
“you know…these movies just aren’t crappy enough by themselves. Let’s combine ’em!!!!”
That’s how they made The Valley of Gwanjii! All my favorite movies are made by drugged, crazy people.