20 thoughts on “Public Service Announcement o’ the Day: Check Your Testicles!”
You talking sweetbread. Yarbles.
Sorry about that.Always thought Sweetbread was lamb testicles. Wikepedia says it’s not. Your freezer contains Rocky Mountain Oysters? Yarbles!
Yes, of all my ex-boyfriends!
sauteed testicles are a little too rubbery-tasting for me. Anyhow, I let my other half check my testicles with his mouth/lips. No testicular cancer yet, so he must be doing something right. :P
You might want to keep that to yourself or he’ll become more popular than you might like!
The only check a chap needs to make is to look at said articles, and if they are so wrinkly that they look 30 years older than he is, then he is fine.
(stolen from Phil Hammond).
Handy to note. So when they start to look like Christmas ornaments, it’s time to panic?
After having to listen to that song you may need to wait awhile until they descend again before you check ’em.
How long do I have to wait?
Yes I’ve eaten sweetbreads too, delicious cooked in cream with a hint of garlic.
Great minds thinking alike – I found that the other day and have it pre-published for Friday. Now I have to go make a change to give a hat-tip to you – grrrrr. I would rather not but you have me by the b- – – never mind! :)
By the sweetbreads?
[she smiled sweetly – – -]
PUT THOSE TWO BRICKS DOWN!
Unless there’s been a fairly drastic change in your life, you may have to wait an excessively long while. In fact, you may wish to check someone else’s to save waiting time.
Unless there was an even earlier life change you’ve never told me about and you’ve got the originals in a jar somewhere.
Well, if they’re in my freezer and I caught them myself, doesn’t that make them mine?
Well in that case, you don’t need to check them. You already know they’re firm, unless there’s been a power failure.
Quite so!
Did you notice the sign at the end that reads Carpe Testes? Yes, I’d like to seize them, thank you very much. Along with Rocky Mountain Oysters, I have also eaten turkey fries, which are the same part of the anatomy of a turkey. Tasty with beer.
Despite being born in France and raised in part by a Belgian, I have managed to avoid organ meat to a quite surprising extent. Although I do love liver; I need it, to replace the damage I’ve done to mine!
You talking sweetbread. Yarbles.
Sorry about that.Always thought Sweetbread was lamb testicles. Wikepedia says it’s not. Your freezer contains Rocky Mountain Oysters? Yarbles!
Yes, of all my ex-boyfriends!
sauteed testicles are a little too rubbery-tasting for me. Anyhow, I let my other half check my testicles with his mouth/lips. No testicular cancer yet, so he must be doing something right. :P
You might want to keep that to yourself or he’ll become more popular than you might like!
The only check a chap needs to make is to look at said articles, and if they are so wrinkly that they look 30 years older than he is, then he is fine.
(stolen from Phil Hammond).
Handy to note. So when they start to look like Christmas ornaments, it’s time to panic?
After having to listen to that song you may need to wait awhile until they descend again before you check ’em.
How long do I have to wait?
Yes I’ve eaten sweetbreads too, delicious cooked in cream with a hint of garlic.
Great minds thinking alike – I found that the other day and have it pre-published for Friday. Now I have to go make a change to give a hat-tip to you – grrrrr. I would rather not but you have me by the b- – – never mind! :)
By the sweetbreads?
[she smiled sweetly – – -]
PUT THOSE TWO BRICKS DOWN!
Unless there’s been a fairly drastic change in your life, you may have to wait an excessively long while. In fact, you may wish to check someone else’s to save waiting time.
Unless there was an even earlier life change you’ve never told me about and you’ve got the originals in a jar somewhere.
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Well, if they’re in my freezer and I caught them myself, doesn’t that make them mine?
Well in that case, you don’t need to check them. You already know they’re firm, unless there’s been a power failure.
Quite so!
Did you notice the sign at the end that reads Carpe Testes? Yes, I’d like to seize them, thank you very much. Along with Rocky Mountain Oysters, I have also eaten turkey fries, which are the same part of the anatomy of a turkey. Tasty with beer.
Despite being born in France and raised in part by a Belgian, I have managed to avoid organ meat to a quite surprising extent. Although I do love liver; I need it, to replace the damage I’ve done to mine!