Quiz: which cheese are you?

This just may be the single LEAST accurate internet quiz of all time, and that includes the “underwear oracle.” I mean, Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, what’s up with this????

You Are Mozzarella

You are mild mannered and pleasant. You are extremely easy going.

You are also quite lovable and tender. You wear your heart on your sleeve.

You never try to complicate matters or bring drama. You just go with the flow.

You are very delicate and sensitive. It’s easy for you to be overpowered by stronger forces.

The FUCK??? I guess “Big” was taken?

12 thoughts on “Quiz: which cheese are you?

  1. That is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read.

    I had some really good “drunken goat cheese” today. It was a sharp, complex cheese that had been soaked in wine. It had a real bite to it, and was completely addictive. I can see how it wouldn’t be to everyone’s taste, since it was pretty strong and the taste could be considered a bit overpowering. It was also a bit pricey.

    Not that you asked.

  2. Maybe it was the cold meds talking? It sure the hell wasn’t you!

    Now *this* sounds more like you … um, I mean me. Though I personally think that I should be Wensleydale with cranberries.

    You Are Cheddar Cheese
    You are naturally popular and well liked. You are able to hang with almost any crowd.
    You are sharp and on top of things. No one would ever describe you as dull.

    You’re the type of person who is invited to every party. You fit right in, and you always add something a little special to the mix.
    You are a tough cookie, but you’re also quick to melt once you are triggered by the right circumstances.

  3. Yep, could be. But first I’ve gotta do some social do-goodery stuff there. Damn Olympics muscled a group of artists and forced them to take down their mural because it had five rings on it and wasn’t SLOBBERING ALL OVER THE OLYMPIC COMMITTEE.

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  5. You Are Brie

    You are sophisticated and elegant. You know how to carry yourself well.
    And while you make a great entrance, you don’t make a lot of fuss.

    You are really quite laid back and mellow. You don’t have a care in the world, and you’re not going to get worked up about anything.
    You are a natural romantic, and you have a tendency to day dream. You find it easy to go to your “happy place.”

    What Kind of Cheese Are You?
    Blogthings: Free Quizzes for Everyone

    Sounds about right.

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