Oh come on, man. Get a grip on yourself.

That also (for no particular reason) reminds me of this post:
Everything That’s Wrong With Pop Culture in Two Photos

Yep, that’s about the whole of it. There’s a metaphor in there somewhere. Maybe this one?

But it’s fine. Really.

Sadly, ultimately I do not think this will end well. It never does. Remember that blythe surfer at the start?