Please! You’re trying to tell me THAT THING guards the gates of Hell???
Jesus. The world really is a smaller place than it used to be.
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Please! You’re trying to tell me THAT THING guards the gates of Hell???
Jesus. The world really is a smaller place than it used to be.
raincoaster 
Always thought that Hercules was over-rated.
But he has one HELL of a press agent.
Of course he looks small now. Back when he was in his heyday the universe had not yet expanded to its present engorged size. Hell was a lot smaller in those days. Now it has been enlarged, partly to hold all those Americans who have become unnecessarily numerous.
You mean the hedge fund managers?
Cerberus with style. And well groomed, by the looks of it.
Five minutes of cackling laughter and wheezing chuckles brough to you by raincoaster. Thank you!
I mean Americans – – –
Hades is not Hell, it is the Underworld. Australians and Canadians will not go there – for we are immortal – unlike Americans.
Now that I’ve quit laughing…I think that this may have something to do with economics. Even Satan is feeling the pinch, and has had to outsource the gate-guarding to some company in Bangalore. Cerberus got a better paying job with Microsoft.
Ah, that’s probably the case. And smaller hellhounds are easier to feed.
My hellhound Theo certainly is.
Ditto that last tag.
hah. For some reason I can’t see Cerberus being pushed around on a stroller.
Oh EVERYONE nowadays is a bloody “indigo child”!