Want to cheer up a bummed out blogger who’s ALSO gotten death threats from rabid Michael Jackson fans in the last week (I mean, what an undignified way to die, at the hands of rabid Michael Jackson fans, ones who re no doubt wearing sweatpants with words across the ass)?
Comment on this post.
Not this one. THIS one. Because it needs fewer than 100 comments to make it to an even 2000 AND it’s my birthday on Saturday and you weren’t gonna buy me anything anyway.
But it’s okay. I’ve still got my poetry.
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“I’ve still got my poetry”
Hello, Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz
Well, it’s something.
Hmm, if that’s undignified, how about going out at the hands of rabid vegans? I get threats from quite a few of them because I dare eat small, cute, furry animals—and post about it on my blog. Apparently, that makes me inhuman and deserving of death. They fail to grasp the irony of vegans advocating the death penalty.
Do you think I could piss off vegans by advocating that we eat dead fairies? I’m still like 85 comments away from 2000 in that one thread.
You could threaten to set the boar on them. Let’s see them try to bribe their way out of THAT with some marinated tofu!
Your Grace
I flatter myself that I agree with the incisive Monsieur Stonehead
* Apart of course on whether the Isle of Wight should be towed into the North Sea and sunk in order to enhance the Flood Defences of Norfolk – perhaps this does not seem such a priority in the lovely land-locked Country of Berkshire
BUT as a producer of such a Welcome & Delightful Commodity (Ham & Bacon), one has to admire his religious tolerance in going around with Vegans
However, this shocking Photograph is NO mystery to Climate Scientists, in receipt of grants to “prove” Global Warming
!! This Goat is clearly in TERROR & seeking some safe refuge in their Harsh World from the the Tory/Lib-Dem Coalition AND from hungry millipede-eating Meerkats, who are seeking an alternative food-source, now that they have eaten ALL the Fairiess they can get their hands on
Yr Grace’s obedient servant etc
G E
Can we blame them for global warming as well? I’m very interested in that.
The fairies or the goats? To which will the blame be attached?
I love animals for dinner.