I can’t say I didn’t know what I was getting into. I was getting into something like a cross between a rabid wolverine in a disco and the battle of Ypres. That I got out alive surprises everyone, including the Michael Jackson fan who repeatedly threatened me with a visitation from the undead Zombie Michael Jackson. Why?
Yes, he made some terrific songs. He could dance up a storm. He was a fantastic entertainer, one of the greatest. And overcame a background of terrible abuse to become his own man and direct his own course.
But the truth is, he gave children as young as eight or nine alcohol without their knowledge, slept with little boys, and bought off or threatened the parents into silence. Something about this makes me uncomfortable describing his death as a loss.
It is a truth universally acknowledged that in the universe of fandom there are no fans as wacko as Jacko’s (which reminds me of Guido’s brilliant headline announcing the death: Wacko Jacko Heart Attacko) not even Apple fanboys or Twihards. So it wasn’t unexpected.
But it was ugly.
First of all, I’d like to thank the over 100 people who hate my guts and yet posted my article to their Facebook walls. You will always have the enduring gratitude of Operation Global Media Domination. And to the 27 or so who tweeted the link, again, you have my sincere appreciation. Plus the 30 or so new Twitter followers that resulted.
This is sort of what Obi Wan meant when he said “If you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine,” which is particularly appropriate in this case, as I rather doubt any of them have much imagination. And the 34 commenters; you have a special place in my heart. Where I can keep an eye on you.
And then there’s what it looked like on Twitter. I suggest you click on the link and read from the bottom up, as that’s the time-line:
sheldonpearce
@raincoaster yep, may as well go big or go home. about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone from here in reply to raincoaster
BritneysBoiy
@raincoaster sooo.. I’ve unfollowed you cause of your mj comments. not cool. Mj was a good person. Don’t eat what they tried to feed you. about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
smuttysteff
@raincoaster ;) about 4 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
MJ_in_my_Heart
@raincoaster well you have a nice evening you hear>remember my words,i dont speak for nothing here>>MJ LOVE TO YOU about 4 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
MJ_in_my_Heart
@raincoaster be careful what you wish for,cuz you just might get it :)) about 4 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
MJ_in_my_Heart
@raincoaster i say my final words to you,study the man,learn something from him,he was not a pedo,he was innocent,STUDY HIM,NOT THE TABLOIDS about 5 hours ago via web
MJ_in_my_Heart
@raincoaster do you feel threatened? i assure you it is not me you need to worry about,think of those you have hurt>>>MJ>RING A BELL? about 5 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
cfhorgan
@raincoaster thanks… I think? about 5 hours ago via Tweetie for Mac in reply to raincoaster
MJ_in_my_Heart
@raincoaster i dont know the reasons im trying to save you tonight>must be michael,but your soul needs savin and soon my dear,save yourself about 5 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
justinbieberbot
RT @raincoaster @sheldonpearce Glad to hear it. Seems to be dying out. Should I pick on Justin Bieber tomorrow? about 5 hours ago via twitterfeed
justinbieberbot
RT @raincoaster @sheldonpearce Glad to hear it. Seems to be dying out. Should I pick on Justin Bieber tomorrow? about 5 hours ago via twitterfeed
sheldonpearce
@raincoaster it is over here! about 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone from here in reply to raincoaster
MJ_in_my_Heart
@raincoaster we>the fans are his voice,for he is not here to defend himself,we wont sit back as people try to tarnish his good name about 5 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
proudmjfan
@raincoaster who he is and learn to love him for that wonderful loving and careing person he is! You will not find anyone like him, EVER! about 5 hours ago via web
BeaconMagazine
@raincoaster Sounds pretty normal to me :-) about 6 hours ago via HootSuite in reply to raincoaster
IrmaJackie
@raincoaster To You Sweetie! You Need It. about 6 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
__R_A_M
@raincoaster Yes ~ I’m sure you need every prayer u can get. Go listen to MJs “BEAT IT” Or Heal the world or Earth Song-learn FROM MJ!!!! about 6 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
IrmaJackie
@raincoaster It’s My Pleasure!!Don’t Worry!! Together We Can Make That Change!! I Am Sure I Can Save You From Yourself! about 6 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
spiritdance33
@raincoaster Awwwh but we never got a chance to really chat it up! So “Soz” As a friend of mine would say! LOVE TO Michael Jackson always! about 6 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
__R_A_M
@raincoaster Yeah my prayer group will hit ya up on your blog or facebook about 6 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
MJ_in_my_Heart
@raincoaster my pleasure>>make that change>>you can do it>>its there just find it in your heart about 6 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
spiritdance33
@raincoaster Oh My! I see you are still throwing around your hate towards Michael Jackson! Sorry BUT YOU FAIL!!!! Get a life! about 6 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
IrmaJackie
@raincoaster Garbages Like You Sorry Not On My Mercy List…Direct To Their Cans about 6 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
camcavers
@raincoaster HE’S NOT DEAD HE LIVES IN ALL OUR HEA… ok I can’t even pretend to be like that, bleh. about 6 hours ago via Tweetie for Mac
Phanyxx
RT @raincoaster: @IrmaJackie Do you have punctuation where you life? <- Is this the Twitter version of the Toronto mall guy? about 6 hours ago via HootSuite
__R_A_M
@raincoaster I am kind.But do not mistake my kindness as a weakness.Do not hate on my #MJfam please.I protect those I love. about 6 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
MJ_in_my_Heart
@raincoaster what do i need to get over?you owe appologies to the MJFAM like now,and stop disrespecting MJ about 6 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
GetCyrusJackson
@raincoaster what keep talking to me? yeah your wasting your time and mine. about 6 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
IrmaJackie
@raincoaster If You Love Little Children Don’t Put The Blame On Michael Jackson! 14 Times NOT GUILTY! GET OVER!!!!!!!!!!!! about 6 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
GetCyrusJackson
You kno just ignore them @raincoaster about 6 hours ago via web
IrmaJackie
@raincoaster Listen,I’ve Told You Maybe You Should Go Visit A Doctor Don’t Put You Dirty Sins On Innocent People about 6 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
MJ_in_my_Heart
@raincoaster why do you hate,did you not receive enough love as a child?im sorry honey,still that gives you no reason to bash on MJ about 6 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
camcavers
@raincoaster yeah… I feel sorry for anyone who bases their self-worth on how much they “love” some distant famous person/thing about 6 hours ago via Tweetie for Mac in reply to raincoaster
IrmaJackie
@raincoaster Loser about 6 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
IrmaJackie
@raincoaster I Am Wondering If You Have A Brain At All about 6 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
__R_A_M
@raincoaster I do yoga everyday. Judging by your pics u could use a lot more than Yoga! I did however call my prayer group they r praying 4U about 6 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
GetCyrusJackson
@raincoaster So you hate mj because you think he molested kids? about 6 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
sheldonpearce
@raincoaster lolz about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to raincoaster
MJ_in_my_Heart
@raincoaster come into the light carolann,its very nice on the right side of life,you may enjoy it about 6 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
GetCyrusJackson
@raincoaster So thats why you hate mj cuz you “think” he molested kids? about 6 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
camcavers
@raincoaster I wish I had a photo of my old Thriller record after my sister and I played frisbee with it, I’d pass it to you to horrify them about 6 hours ago via Tweetie for Mac in reply to raincoaster
IrmaJackie
@raincoaster Don’t Put Your Sins On Other People! about 6 hours ago via web
camcavers
@raincoaster trolling online MJ fans is almost too easy, but I have to admit you’ve made an art of it, nice work! :) about 6 hours ago via Tweetie for Mac in reply to raincoaster
GetCyrusJackson
@raincoaster Okay why do u say that then?! because you heard lies. about 6 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
IrmaJackie
@raincoaster The Only Corrupt Dirty Heart Here Is You.Everything In Your Lame Is Corrupt So You Expect That Everything Else Is The Same! about 6 hours ago via web
GetCyrusJackson
@raincoaster you believe these lies. hello lies are not true. about 6 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
MJ_in_my_Heart
@raincoaster i will pray for you,good luck with your future about 6 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
IrmaJackie
@raincoaster So Eat Your Heart! 14 Times NOT GUILTY! Live With That Or Even Better Die With That! If You Think It Was Corrupt It’s Because about 6 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
raincoaster
RT @celeduc: @raincoaster isn’t he dead, anyhow? I mean, if you can’t pick on dead child molesters, who CAN you pick on? [amen to that!] about 6 hours ago via TweetDeck
notwoodyallen
@raincoaster anyone else besides me impressed that she knew how to use photoshop? about 6 hours ago via Tweetie for Mac in reply to raincoaster
LiverBird3
If @Raincoaster put as much effort into finding the truth – she might just change her mind – BUT SHE DOESN’T WANT TO – DO YOU DEAR? about 6 hours ago via web
celeduc
@raincoaster isn’t he dead, anyhow? I mean, if you can’t pick on dead child molesters, who CAN you pick on? about 6 hours ago via Tweetie for Mac in reply to raincoaster
GetCyrusJackson
@raincoaster You dont kno what your talking about. thats it. about 6 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
MJ_in_my_Heart
@raincoaster i will suggest you start now asking God and Michael for forgivness,and change your ways>its your destiny,its in your hands about 6 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
raincoaster
RT @MJILOVEU4ever: @raincoaster you are rude and evil so you can add discourteous to your image too [mother would be so proud!] about 6 hours ago via TweetDeck
__R_A_M
@raincoaster well then perhaps another day! While u r out drownin ur own sorrows in booze~ I’m going for a work out. about 6 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
MJILOVEU4ever
@raincoaster you are rude and evil so you can add discourteous to your image too about 6 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to raincoaster
__R_A_M
@raincoaster probably wouldnt be a good idea for u to go to the Irish Heather- just sayin. about 6 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
crystalreinitz
Thanks for the RT’s about @salbrecht‘s Grind record: @raincoaster @DixonTam @sylvia_tan @alex_ruiz @dilarahamid @mis_sy @KyeGrace @jpadamson about 6 hours ago via web
__R_A_M
@raincoaster u must be friends with @psychicjay u r two peas in a pod. Dumb ignorant and both know my grannies! Polly and Ester! about 6 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
__R_A_M
@raincoaster SORRY. Again u fail.Why don’t u just fall off of twitter? (Gotten any exercise lately?Doesn’t look like it) about 6 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
MJILOVEU4ever
@raincoaster why dont you stfu about 6 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to raincoaster
IrmaJackie
@raincoaster You Said It Right MJ FANS! MJ Fans Talk About One Issue: Michael Jackson Sorry You Are Not Include …Sorry about 6 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
__R_A_M
@raincoaster awwwh why? are u that lonely u have no one to chat with? about 6 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
__R_A_M
@raincoaster U’d like that wouldn’t u!!! LMFAO!!! about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
MJILOVEU4ever
@raincoaster you are not famous you are evil about 7 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to raincoaster
__R_A_M
@raincoaster I’m sure u can’t afford to walk across the street. But u sure can hate on Michael Jackson why is that? Becuz u hate ur life? about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
MJILOVEU4ever
@raincoaster you still have not answered my question or cant you – what did MJ do to you to make you hate him about 7 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to raincoaster
__R_A_M
@raincoaster And who the hell does your hair? A HURRICANE? What are u like 65 70 yrs old and still hating on Michael Jackson? #FAIL!!!! about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
IrmaJackie
@raincoaster But No One Will Even Remember Your Name You Misrerable You Are Gonna Die Alone And Hated Dry And Sick about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
__R_A_M
@raincoaster can u say Bipolar Narcissistic maybe a little touch of MPD? have u gotten any help yet? about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
j_holtslander
@raincoaster Why does that sound really familiar?? about 7 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to raincoaster
MJ_in_my_Heart
@raincoaster go ahead follow your jounalism rainbow>theres no gold at the end for you may God have mercy on your soul about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
stepc
@raincoaster Hahaha…I’m not sure whether or not to thank you for this afternoon’s hilarity/cringe-yness. about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
__R_A_M
@raincoaster see u havent made me mad- I am extremely loyal to Michael Jackson and MJ family so u hate on them?BRING IT TO ME!!!! about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
MJILOVEU4ever
@raincoaster Michael Jackson is one of the worlds greatest humanitarians – what have you done for the world about 7 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to raincoaster
__R_A_M
@raincoaster Sorry hun.I’m straight. Not bi.Not that there is a thing wrong with that. But I’m taken. didn’t bother to read my bio? about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
IrmaJackie
@__R_A_M MJ Is LOVED By Millions FOREVER!!!!! And @raincoaster Is The Roach My Mother Killed Yesterday! about 7 hours ago via web in reply to __R_A_M
MJ_in_my_Heart
@raincoaster its your road your choosing,but look in the history of those who have hurt michael,there dead my dear>so your choice :) about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
__R_A_M
@raincoaster U hate on Michael Jackson? #YOU FAIL!!! PERIOD! May your days be filled w/anguish and your nites be filled with torment!!! about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
__R_A_M
@raincoaster Neglected? ARE U JOKING ME! NOW I AM LMFAO U HAVE NO IDEA WHO I AM DO YOU!!! about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
MJILOVEU4ever
@raincoaster if you wrote that disgusting article just to get fan reaction that you are worse than I thought about 7 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to raincoaster
__R_A_M
@raincoaster what’s the matter am I talking to fast for you???? cat got your tongue??? about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
__R_A_M
@raincoaster Your wardrobe be Polyester!!! Now why don’t u pick on someone who is still alive! Instead of those who have passed u dumb bitch about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
__R_A_M
@raincoaster oh and judging by the pics I saw of u, u have met my Grannies! POLLY AND ESTER! GET IT U R AS TACKY AS YOUR WARDROBE!!! >>> about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
__R_A_M
@raincoaster Yes My sisters “Karma and Fate” are waiting to meet u!!! Aren’t u excited!!! YAY!!! about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
IrmaJackie
@__R_A_M Sweetie Leave Garbages Like @raincoaster Always Leave The World Alone And No One Even Remember Their Name So Lame… about 7 hours ago via web in reply to __R_A_M
TH4MJndJB
@raincoaster Well then let god and god only judge,you dont have too! u just quit the lies & bullsh!t, hes dead now ok, ye got what ye wanted about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
MJ_in_my_Heart
@raincoaster yeah and you disgust me>you can quote me>let MJ rest in peace your evil,and when somethin happens,we warned you>with the LOVE about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
__R_A_M
@raincoaster did u meet my sisters??? Oh! U haven’t! Well u will.U see when u hate -lie and bash on ppl my sisters come to visit you… about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
KiSsMyFedOra
When r bloggers like, @raincoaster who have no one interested in their thoughts normally, gonna stop using MJ to get attention? #imjustsayin about 7 hours ago via web
__R_A_M
@raincoaster U said several times, that I was New to twitter. are u forgetting what u r saying already this early in the game? about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
__R_A_M
@raincoaster Do not try to belittle me it doesn’t work u fat cow. Have u met my two sisters yet? about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
gypzygurl
@raincoaster Look back & do some research on the MJ cases you will see that he was set up! about 7 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to raincoaster
MJ_in_my_Heart
@raincoaster were not here for your amusement or a story dumbass,were here to tell you facts about MJ>NOT LIES,AND GARBAGE YOUR PUSHING about 7 hours ago via web
__R_A_M
@raincoaster U bash? And u do- u get bashed back.simple easy.doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure that out! U never did answer my ? about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
IrmaJackie
@spiritdance33 Sweetie Leave Miserabels Like @raincoaster Leave The World Alone And No One Will Even Remember His Name So Sad… about 7 hours ago via web
MJILOVEU4ever
RT @LiverBird3: @Raincoaster – if you know so much why weren’t you at the trial about 7 hours ago via TweetDeck
__R_A_M
@raincoaster Oh u will get somethin out of me alright but it won’t be an article. Now what is this about me being new to twitter? about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
TH4MJndJB
I hate when people like @raincoaster Judge people like Michael jackson when she hasnt a clue bout him…just let God judge ok…!?!? about 7 hours ago via web
__R_A_M
@raincoaster nice chatting with a new user? What makes u think that???? Oh am I typing too fast for your lame ass? about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
MJILOVEU4ever
This is the LADY making fun of Michael Jackson #iQUIT –> http://bit.ly/d6SNe4 @Raincoaster <–and her twitter @spiritdance33 about 7 hours ago via TweetDeck
MJ_in_my_Heart
@raincoaster so your amused by upsetting people,this is your joy?your sick,,Michael is innocent>get it right for some karma gets you about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
__R_A_M
@raincoaster who is alive to defend themselves? Are u that insecure in yourself???? YES! U FAIL! about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
__R_A_M
@raincoaster Maybe u r projecting out what YOU Really are… Michael Jackson was a fine man. THE BEST OF THE BEST! why don’t u bash someone- about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
__R_A_M
@raincoaster Ur tweets about Michael Jackson are nothing but hate. New on twitter??? LMFAO!! about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
OnlyRealTink
@marlongirl4life : The only reason @raincoaster does it is because she /he thinks they can get away with it. =( about 7 hours ago via web
__R_A_M
@raincoaster are u gettin all this down or am I talking to fast for you honey? about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
__R_A_M
@raincoaster Ummm excuse me? Do not TRY and belittle my family – say @IrmaJackie for instance~ She is my sister. Why the hate on MJ? about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
LiverBird3
@raincoaster You only believe biased reports about MJ because YOU YOURSELF ARE BIASED, GO LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR! THAT’S THE TRUTH! about 7 hours ago via web
__R_A_M
@raincoaster Hate on my fam –#MJFAM as u will fail. But by the looks of it- and a little research ON YOU …u already did fail. about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
TyranRiel
@raincoaster idk & idc for haters,srry :/ about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
SusanLvsmydogs
@raincoaster your sick and im blocking you. i dont need to see your lies and shit you spread about MJ! about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
__R_A_M
@raincoaster drawing people out on twitter? Excuse me? U drew yourself out.why are you talking bad about Michael Jackson? and do NOT >>> about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
__R_A_M
@raincoaster IDGAF What the FAKERAINCOASTER IS DOING OR SAYING I DO Give a fuck that u r hating on MJ and on MJ fans. about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
marlongirl4life
@LiverBird3 We must be MJ’s voice. @raincoaster needs to “BEAT IT” & leave Michael alone! To bad she has to pick on someone who isnt here about 7 hours ago via mobile web in reply to LiverBird3
TH4MJndJB
@raincoaster until u have proof please dont accuse Michael of anything he didnt do! about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
OnlyRealTink
I’ve just blocked @Raincoaster. ☺♥ about 7 hours ago via web
RooseJackson
@raincoaster Im sorry but are you calling Michael Jackson a pedophile? about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
IrmaJackie
@raincoaster You Jerk.Don’t Put Your Misery On Other People Keep It To Yourself! about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
LiverBird3
Consult this @raincoaster > GO SCREW YOURSELF! about 7 hours ago via web
TyranRiel
I had2 lay it down on @raincoaster lmbo talking about MJ like that, BITCH!!! Dnt even have a damn picture of him r her,wateva the heck it is about 7 hours ago via web
__R_A_M
@raincoaster really what kind of meeting? if I may ask? about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
raincoaster
@__R_A_M Just do a search for “@raincoaster” and you’ll have fun. I wonder what @FakeRaincoaster is doing today about 7 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to __R_A_M
TyranRiel
@raincoaster your a fucking bitch,races,and very rude. And don’t care about anything or any1 but ur damn self,and god is not blessing u >:( about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
__R_A_M
@raincoaster realllly? Like what? about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
SusanLvsmydogs
how does it feel @raincoaster to be made fun of, now you know what your doing to Michael Jackson, and its all lies what ur saying! about 7 hours ago via web
ShalenaJaxn
I didn’t know that Big fat hamsters used computers, damn this is armegeddon @raincoaster go back to your wheel NOW! .Fat Pink bxtch . about 7 hours ago via web
IM_MOJO_JOJO
Yeap…just another MJ hater @raincoaster about 7 hours ago via web
GentleAngelic
@ShalenaJaxn did you notice how @raincoaster didn’t respond to any of my tweets? she must not have any proof. or she’s just an idiot. about 7 hours ago via web in reply to ShalenaJaxn
__R_A_M
@raincoaster Hey are u around???? about 7 hours ago via web
ShalenaJaxn
RT @markena7 get on a treadmill or bike instead of sitting behind a computer eating donuts talking about a successful MJ @raincoaster about 7 hours ago via web
LiverBird3
@Raincoaster – if you know so much why weren’t you at the trial STUPID COW! about 7 hours ago via web
TheBluey
@raincoaster Have I told you lately how much I enjoy it when you angry the crazies? :) about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
ShalenaJaxn
So I suggest you fxckin leave MJ and his fans alone you BIG dumb piece of shxt. @raincoaster about 7 hours ago via web
ShalenaJaxn
Its no fun being made fun of is it?! You can pretend that it doesn’t hurt your feelings, but it really does because its true. @raincoaster about 7 hours ago via web
ShalenaJaxn
Your race is not an issue your SPECIES is lmao. Go back to Winnie the Pooh Piglet and leave MJ alone. @raincoaster about 7 hours ago via web
SusanLvsmydogs
@raincoaster how long what takes, you to figure out if you have a brain or not lol about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
SusanLvsmydogs
you got so much time on your hands to write sick crap and lies about Michael Jackson @raincoaster about 7 hours ago via web
SusanLvsmydogs
@raincoaster do you live alone and not married? about 7 hours ago via web
raincoaster
RT @MJILOVEU4ever: @raincoaster your race is an issue because you have slandered the legacy of a beautiful black man Michael Jackson about 7 hours ago via TweetDeck
SusanLvsmydogs
@raincoaster your having fun……your are one sick cookie about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
SusanLvsmydogs
how come i cant see what @raincoaster is saying you have me blocked ? oh boo hoo lol about 7 hours ago via web
MoonwalkerShady
@Raincoaster You gotta overthink yourself. For real. about 7 hours ago via web
MJILOVEU4ever
@Mellie321 follow @raincoaster Lorraine Murphy she is the one that wrote the recent disgusting article about Michael about 7 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to Mellie321
MJILOVEU4ever
@raincoaster your race is an issue because you have slandered the name and legacy of a beautiful black man Michael Jackson about 7 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to raincoaster
SusanLvsmydogs
@raincoaster just wants attention about 7 hours ago via web
SusanLvsmydogs
@raincoaster stop reading those tabloids….because you dont know nothing about MJ…..like us #MJFam do about 7 hours ago via web
OnlyRealTink
There is a one @Raincoaster who needs a heavy dose of the #MJFAM! read this person’s tweets! They are evil to MJ! about 7 hours ago via web
haveuheard1
@raincoaster can’t wait for u to do me tomorrow (lol) about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
MJ_in_my_Heart
@raincoaster he was not a pedophile>>he never ever would harm a child,he was found innocent on all charges>the boy admited MJ did nothing about 7 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
MJILOVEU4ever
@raincoaster and MJ was NOT a pedophile – he was found innocent on all charges just to refresh your memory about 7 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to raincoaster
LiverBird3
@Raincoaster – YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT MJ – YOU’RE SOURCES ARE BIASED. about 7 hours ago via web
MJILOVEU4ever
@raincoaster you never answered my question – what has he done to you to make you hate him about 7 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to raincoaster
OnlyRealTink
@LiverBird3 : I just looked at this @Raincoaster this person said that they have proof that Mj sexually souch more then on youth! about 7 hours ago via web in reply to LiverBird3
MJ_in_my_Heart
@raincoaster try speaking on subjects you actually know about>>you obviously dont have a clue bout MJ>so leave him alone>and your blocked:) about 8 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
LiverBird3
@Raincoaster – is your background meant to be artistic? – its rubbish! about 8 hours ago via web
MJILOVEU4ever
@raincoaster we all took a vote and agree that you look like Miss Piggy about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to raincoaster
GentleAngelic
@raincoaster again i’m not trying to be mean and i would like very much if you didn’t say anything mean to me. about 8 hours ago via web
GentleAngelic
@raincoaster thrown at you by Michael’s family. about 8 hours ago via web
GentleAngelic
@raincoaster if you don’t have these things then i would suggest that you keep your “opinions” to yourself. unless you want a slander suit about 8 hours ago via web
LiverBird3
I told @Raincoaster where to go – and then blocked her – she is anti MJ! about 8 hours ago via web
TyranRiel
RT @ShalenaJaxn: You look like Miss Piggy, stop messing with MJ and his fans. #ThanksGoodbye . @Raincoaster about 8 hours ago via txt
SmoothTwiminal
@raincoaster you are just an insecure ugly ass fat ass polar bear who cant take in the new michael jackson is too sexy for words. about 8 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
ShalenaJaxn
You look like Miss Piggy, stop messing with MJ and his fans. #ThanksGoodbye . @Raincoaster about 8 hours ago via web
GentleAngelic
@raincoaster you know photographs and sworn testimony. things of that nature. of course :) about 8 hours ago via web
GentleAngelic
@raincoaster i’m not trying to be mean to you. and yes I am a MJ fan. ok. so if you have no proof and by proof I mean physical proof. about 8 hours ago via web
MissBad1987
RT @ShalenaJaxn This is the LADY making fun of Michael Jackson #iQUIT –> http://i45.tinypic.com/2usfvyh.jpg @Raincoaster <–and her twitter about 8 hours ago via web
GentleAngelic
@raincoaster it would also be prudent if you didn’t demean people on here. it makes you look foolish considering what you are saying. about 8 hours ago via web
GentleAngelic
@raincoaster i would like to see what proof you have that MJ was a “child molester” it should be easy if you have it of course. about 8 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
MissBad1987
@raincoaster SOOOOOOOOOOOOO about 8 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
SmoothTwiminal
@raincoaster You take the word UGly and DUMBASS to a WHOLE NEW LEVEL about 8 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
SmoothTwiminal
@raincoaster LOL #IMDEADDDD your ugly as fuck , and yet you talk about michael jackson LMAO #bitchPLEASE about 8 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
MJILOVEU4ever
This is the LADY making fun of Michael Jackson #iQUIT –> http://bit.ly/d6SNe4 @Raincoaster <– and her twitter about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck
MJILOVEU4ever
@raincoaster tell me – what did MJ ever do to you to cause you to hate him about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to raincoaster
NikkiLoves_You
@raincoaster One of my followers was talking about how you say MJ was a pedophile. Do you hate him? Do you have proof that he was? about 8 hours ago via web
SmoothTwiminal
@raincoaster ayo bitch , i heard you was talking about Michael jackson , come to me if you got shit to say about 8 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
MJILOVEU4ever
@raincoaster if you were not so busy hating on MJ – you might have learned a thing or two from him about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck
MJILOVEU4ever
@raincoaster no I am NOT a racist miss lorraine – I have many black friends and I love them dearly about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to raincoaster
raincoaster
RT @MJILOVEU4ever: http://bit.ly/cZ0sEN this is @raincoaster profile LOL even has a pic of her lily white face [yep, you’re no racist eh?] about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck
MJ_in_my_Heart
@raincoaster michaeljackson was proven innocent on all misconduct charges>get your facts right before speaking about MJ >just dont speak :) about 8 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
MJILOVEU4ever
http://bit.ly/cZ0sEN this is @raincoaster profile LOL even has a pic of her lily white face about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck
MissBad1987
i gave blocked @raincoaster about 8 hours ago via web
NikkiLoves_You
@raincoaster One of my followers was talking about how you say MJ was a pedophile. Do you hate him? Do you have proof that he was? about 8 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
MJILOVEU4ever
@raincoaster this is slander that you have written-maybe the Jackson should sue your ass @randyjackson8 about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck
MJILOVEU4ever
this is the kind of stuff I wish Randy and Jermaine would go after – these racist journalists @raincoaster @randyjackson8 about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck
SusanLvsmydogs
@raincoaster how old are you 2? that you want all this attention? grow up! about 8 hours ago via web
LiverBird3
@raincoaster get it from Sneddon did you?, go fill your head with more shit you idiot! about 8 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
AlabasterC
@raincoaster Hey lovely, hope you aren’t drowning under the inexplicable mass of hate and rage. Busy night. Great writing. Keep it up. about 8 hours ago via Chromed Bird
MJILOVEU4ever
@ShalenaJaxn I had enough with Andrea Peyser and not this piece of scum comes along @raincoaster about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to ShalenaJaxn
MJILOVEU4ever
@raincoaster well we know you are white and you probably are still in mom’s basement too about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to raincoaster
MJILOVEU4ever
@raincoaster @Flogga I agree Flogga she is nothing but a racist looking for some attention-slandering MJ’s name is disgusting about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck
ShalenaJaxn
I don’t get folks who make it a PROFESSION to Hate on Michael J. Jackson. Michael Jackson was NOT a pedophile, you were dumbass @raincoaster about 8 hours ago via web
MJILOVEU4ever
@raincoaster what has MJ ever done to you to cause you to hate him so much about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to raincoaster
MJILOVEU4ever
@raincoaster dont worry I will bring it about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to raincoaster
MJILOVEU4ever
@raincoaster how does it feel to be a hated racist journalist about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck
MJILOVEU4ever
@Flogga thank you for your comments to @raincoaster another racist journalist about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to Flogga
MJILOVEU4ever
ALL MJ FANS Lorraine Murphy @raincoaster is the racist that wrotehttp://bit.ly/c2EkEB Please let her know what you think #standupforMJ about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck
Flogga
@raincoaster you’ll look like an idiot after you’ve said it! about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to raincoaster
Flogga
@raincoaster just Fuck you! Where exactly do you pick up these bullshit things about Michael? I’d like to know, because I’m pretty sure about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to raincoaster
classics3000
@raincoaster Must’ve been a short, meaningless meeting! Lying ass BIGOT! about 8 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
MJILOVEU4ever
@raincoaster you’ll soon have your twitter page flooded with responses of outrage for that RACIST article on MJ @randyjackson8 about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck
classics3000
@raincoaster If you discriminate against stupid people, then you only need to look in the mirror to get good practice. about 8 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
MJILOVEU4ever
@raincoaster what if MJ’s kids come across your disgusting article – would you even care how it would hurt them? @randyjackson8 about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck
MJILOVEU4ever
http://bit.ly/c2EkEB Lorraine Murphy-the scumbag journalist that wrote this article on MJ – her twitter name is @raincoaster @randyjackson8 about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck
classics3000
@raincoaster At first, I thought your were deluded by ur obvious hate towards Michael Jackson. Now its clear. Its about roots. Villify ELVIS about 8 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
MJILOVEU4ever
@raincoaster in case you forgot Michael was found innocent of all charges in 2005-that means he did NOT do anything wrong about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck
MJILOVEU4ever
@raincoaster how dare you slander the name and legacy of Michael Jackson – what did he ever do to you? about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck
classics3000
@raincoaster you’ll soon have your twitter and dirt sheet page flooded with responses of outrage for that RACIST jab. ALL racists are PIGS about 8 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
MJILOVEU4ever
@raincoaster you have now joined the likes of Diane Dimond, Nancy Grace & Andrea Peyser – all racist journalists about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck
MJILOVEU4ever
@raincoaster your ass is gonna get it from not only Michael Jackson fans but Black people in general. Stupid move you redneck ass hillbilly about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck
classics3000
@raincoaster FUCK YOU, you ignorant gasbag of a bitch. Never seen an old lady have such a cold persona. Almost torn in “cussing” you out. about 8 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
MJILOVEU4ever
@raincoaster the def. of a bafoon is an idiot – you racist slime journalist about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck
MJILOVEU4ever
http://bit.ly/c2EkEB Lorraine Murphy-the scumbag journalist that wrote this article on MJ – her twitter name is @raincoaster about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck
classics3000
@raincoaster go suck on the “head” of a gas can and play with some matches. “bafoon” is our urban/Black way of saying IDIOT. You racist PIG about 8 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
nycdeb
@raincoaster I’m totally out of popcorn! Damn, this is like a twitter mini-series! about 8 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
raincoaster
RT @classics3000: @raincoaster Excuse me, was that an attempted rub at the way Black people talk? So you a bafoon and a racist? about 9 hours ago via TweetDeck
classics3000
@raincoaster your ass is gonna get it from not only Michael Jackson fans but Black people in general. Stupid move you redneck ass hillbilly about 9 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
classics3000
@raincoaster Excuse me, was that an attempted rub at the way Black people talk? So you a bafoon and a racist? about 9 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
classics3000
@raincoaster I don’t choose who follows and as you can see I FOLLOW Noone. That issue is irrelevant 2 this debate, but you bring it up. WHY? about 9 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
classics3000
@raincoaster It’s not OVER until I say so. Got it? This will be continued and in the end your sarcastic ass will be owned. about 9 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
classics3000
@raincoaster As you can see, I’m being real civilized with you, but if you keep up the bullshit, I’m gonna make you regret it. TRUST that! about 9 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
classics3000
@raincoaster SPELL. Get the fuck outta here. It’s twitter. Your attempts at comedy and trying to throw jabs is failing miserably about 9 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
classics3000
@raincoaster Ok silly and crazed EH? Broad, one thing I can assure you of is that you’re CORRECT! But it’s on a level you’re not ready for! about 9 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
polveredistella
@raincoaster :) about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to raincoaster
classics3000
@raincoaster Lorraine,U want reputable. Well,as a “reporter”,start with the COURT TRANSCRIPTS. If U dont want 2 buy the pdf, I mite help you about 9 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
classics3000
@raincoaster It’s not reputable. It’s tabloidish innuendo, written with the intent to make MONEY. Scandal & salaciousness SELLS. U kno this about 9 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
polveredistella
“@raincoaster: I’d wear this every damn day: a raincoat made from an old Twister mat http://bit.ly/9Y1DIV” Love it!! about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
GDgeek
@raincoaster Got inpired to find other Twister things, found this along the way… Psycho shower curtain: http://ow.ly/24Xah about 9 hours ago via HootSuite in reply to raincoaster
classics3000
@raincoaster POINT PROVEN. You’re biased. Right out your own mouth. So, do you think it’s time to look at the woman in the mirror? about 9 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
classics3000
@raincoaster see, stupid attempts at trying to push your comedic routines are pointless about 9 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
classics3000
@raincoaster and you’re a “reporter”. So how the fuck can you be so stubborn in gathering info on such a sensitive subject matter about 9 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
classics3000
@raincoaster But you don’t want to. You want your “opinion” to stand, regardless of FACTS you don’t CARE to find! U do realize ur bias shows about 9 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
classics3000
@raincoaster why do you keep inserting the illogical statements. I’m here, as a nonreporter, trying to help U do your FUCKING Job. CORRECTLY about 9 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
classics3000
@raincoaster That’s bullshit. What you’ve reported is what Maurren Orth “felt” and NOT what she knew. So you’re rehashing 3rd person garbage about 9 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
classics3000
@raincoaster Although it’s a “nice” gesture on their parts, it’s IRRESPONSIBLE of them to not have done it when he was still here. about 9 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
classics3000
@raincoaster Are you aware of the increasing number of media whores whove finally decided to do indebt research and see MJ was no paedophile about 9 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
classics3000
@raincoaster Real reporters have respect for their profession and always follow the rules they were introduced to in school called ETHICS. about 9 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
classics3000
@raincoaster Show me a news organization concerned about truth instead of sensationalism and money and I’ll give you the pot of gold I found about 9 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
KimStaflund
@raincoaster Thanks for the RT! about 9 hours ago via HootSuite in reply to raincoaster
classics3000
@raincoaster When U say U have no ill intent towards his family, who do U think has to suffer the continued scorn from the article like urs? about 9 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
lbilben
:)RT @24hoursvan: RT @raincoaster: RT @thecajunboy: most alleged Russian spies have detailed LinkedIn profiles = LinkedIn users R communists about 9 hours ago via TweetDeck
classics3000
@raincoaster no satisfaction at all. But dont U think the coincidence is STRIKING? NOBODY went 2 his funeral. NOONE. Not Jordy,June or n-e1 about 9 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
classics3000
@raincoaster no satisfaction at all. But dont U think the coincidence is STRIKING? NOBODY went 2 his funeral. NOONE. Not Jordy,June or n-e1 about 9 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
InvasiveNotes
@Big_Jen @ComfyPaws @virtualana1 @raincoaster @ESIPAQWG @Squirrelbasket @judithwillson @EZeeGardening @EZeeGardening @pauljimerson THX 4 RT about 10 hours ago via TweetDeck
reechard
@raincoaster Wow, some of those rabid MJ “fans” really are offensive. You are excellent troll bait BTW :) Classic trash 3000. about 10 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
classics3000
@raincoaster Why dont U ask Ray Chan really how biased he is, being that he’s the brother of Evan, who blew his brains out after MJ died about 10 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
nycdeb
@raincoaster *grabs popcorn* about 10 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
nycdeb
@raincoaster maybe they hoping that eventually someone will see it and redefine pederast for them – to make it all better. about 10 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
nycdeb
@raincoaster maybe they hoping that eventually someone will see it and redefine pederast for them – to make it all better. about 10 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
MarkBusse
We’ll have to disagree @raincoaster. Always WANTED to like/support Wazubee, & servers r nice, but food is sub-standard & often served cold. about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone from Grandview-Woodland, Vancouver in reply to raincoaster
seancranbury
@raincoaster That’s some high quality shit. about 10 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to raincoaster
theEmptyCalorie
@raincoaster excellent point. I was thinking Jesus would win b/c he could teleport but the corporeal regeneration thing is a bigger deal about 10 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
nycdeb
no half measures from @raincoaster – when she stirs the pot, she uses a big spoon, an even bigger pot & stirs really fast :-) Brava! about 10 hours ago via web
happysquid
@raincoaster left handed compliment? :) about 10 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
classics3000
@raincoaster It doesn’t matter WHEN it was written. Whta matters is that it was written at all, with no disregard for his family & the like about 10 hours ago via web
classics3000
@raincoaster It doesn’t matter WHEN it was written. Whta matters is that it was written at all, with no disregard for his family & the like about 10 hours ago via web
24hoursvan
RT @raincoaster: RT @thecajunboy: Noticed most alleged Russian spies have detailed LinkedIn profiles, meaning LinkedIn users are communists about 10 hours ago via TweetDeck
classics3000
@raincoaster look lady, if U were the victim of abuse and have some unresolved issues, professional help is the key. Not uncheked MJ bashing about 10 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
classics3000
@raincoaster look lady, if U were the victim of abuse and have some unresolved issues, professional help is the key. Not uncheked MJ bashing about 10 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
theEmptyCalorie
@raincoaster @classics3000 who do you think would win in a wrestling match….Godzilla or Jesus? about 10 hours ago via web
classics3000
@raincoaster As a “wannabe” media whore,U should at least attempt 2 do research. Tabloid shit from MJ haters like Orth and Dimond DONT count about 10 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
classics3000
@raincoaster As a “wannabe” media whore,U should at least attempt 2 do research. Tabloid shit from MJ haters like Orth and Dimond DONT count about 10 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
classics3000
@raincoaster U see how ignorant U are. And U look OLD enough 2 be someone’s Grandma! 300M means alot 2 the many starving & ill ppl it helped about 10 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
classics3000
@raincoaster U see how ignorant U are. And U look OLD enough 2 be someone’s Grandma! 300M means alot 2 the many starving & ill ppl it helped about 10 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
KaveyF
@raincoaster baiting is soooo much fun with crazies about 10 hours ago via TweetDeck
classics3000
@raincoaster Jesus Christ is my Savior and GOD is the ALMIGHTY. Michael Jackson was an innocent, naive soul that gave 300MILL+ 2 help ppl about 10 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
KaveyF
@raincoaster “Michael Jackson A Saint For Our TImes”? Really? They ARE crazy crazy. Not just regular crazy but crazy crazy. about 10 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
classics3000
@raincoaster That’s why you put your name there. And its pretty fucking dumb 2 do so, I might add. Tells alot about such a blasphemous BITCH about 10 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
classics3000
@raincoaster Bitch,cant U READ. Reread the last tweet. You’re a “self promoting” media whore& like them you’ll sell your tunafish azz 4 FAME about 10 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
raincoaster
RT @classics3000: @raincoaster Uself promoting needle nosed media whore, Udo that defaming shit behind the scenes thinkin you’re shielded. about 11 hours ago via TweetDeck
classics3000
@raincoaster Uself promoting needle nosed media whore, U can do that defaming shit behind the scenes thinkin you’re shielded.DONT believe it about 11 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
classics3000
@raincoaster nah Bitch, you’re the one who’s NUTS. Real fuqin crazy 2 publish such foul shit & hopin you’ll receive mass support. Be CAREFUL about 11 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
raincoaster
RT @classics3000: @raincoaster UR a piece of shit! It’s obvious ur azz is leveraging blasphemous headlines 4 attention.Ur MJ article=BS about 11 hours ago via TweetDeck
classics3000
@raincoaster Lady, you’re an undeniable piece of shit! It’s obvious ur azz is leveraging blasphemous headlines 4 attention.Ur MJ article=BS about 11 hours ago via web in reply to raincoaster
Over 150 posts to Facebook, 42 comments and counting.
So much venom from MJ fans; you said he was a great entertainer … the mob missed that; no reservations about him allowed; only blind idolatry accepted by this crowd. Do they all hang their babies out of windows? Maybe that’s a cool thing to do now. ???
Heh, you love this stuff, don’t you?
Yep. I haz a famus. Just too bad it was posted over on Trueslant, because that blog is going POOF at the end of this month.
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Got yourself a little storm in a tea cup over here, Raincoaster. Hey, nothin’ like defending yourself against MJ fans by using a quote from “Star Wars”! Atta girl! Did you know that Elvis Presley once requested a print of “Star Wars” be sent to Graceland so that he could show it to his daughter: MJ’s future bride? Also, the “Star Wars” scene you quote was written on the fly while filming in London. The film director realized Obi-Wan really didn’t do much in the last part of the film so he killed him off. When Alec Guinness read the new pages and saw his character was being axed before the end of the picture he walked off the set. Guess you’d like these MJ’ers to walk off your own set, too, huh? But, as someone already pointed-out: Don’t you just love this shit? You were born for it!
Stay Gold,
Atene
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Howdy, stranger! Welcome back.
Wow, I did not know that about Elvis and Star Wars. Interesting stuff. And if I’d been Alec Guinness I’d have done the same.
Yes, I love this shit. The more they talk, the more I learn about them. They think I hate them, but I don’t; I’m just fascinated by the power of celebrity, even dead celebrity, to cause things akin to wars.
And thanks!
I should have subscribed long ago. I’m just too busy killing myself. The stuff you post is nifty as hell.
STOP KILLING YOURSELF! You have to live long enough to go out drinking with me someday!
Saurian Brandy is a popular beverage in the “Star Trek” universe. The popular, iconic curved design of the bottle is actually a bottle made for a brand of bourbon. Fred the prop guy found it in a liquor store during the original run of the series. I don’t know if the bourbon is still made, but the bottles are highly prized by Trek collectors. I’d need a case of Saurian Brandy to get through what I’m going through right now. I have a phobia (one of many problems) about going around blind corners in a busy restaurant and I’m about to start working in a busy restaurant that has a whopping blind corner in it. (This will be my 6th restaurant job this year.) I am depressed, wanting to kill myself, and generally in need of a Vulcan Mind Meld. Wish me luck. If ever we drink together we must wash a few Nembitals down our throats just for fun. But that might not happen. Miss Garland is on the verge of a nervious breakdown and there are too many blind corners in her latest come-back tour.
I know a bourbon blogger; she can probably find out for me if that bourbon is still around. But French spirits are actually cheaper than American spirits here, so maybe we should just stick with cognac or (my fave) armagnac.
If Zoolander can turn left, you can handle blind corners. Perhaps you could coax them into a retro-70’s smoked mirror tile makeover for the room? Very snazzy.
You could always become an illegal and work in restaurants here. They need help so badly there are three or four job boards JUST for restaurant jobs in Vancouver.
And Nembutals are cheaper thanks to socialized medicine!
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