Sorry about yesterday: I was travelling and then I was pubbing and then I was sleeping. If I know my audience, you could probably use a dose of cheery-uppy videos and whatnot by this point in the week, so here you go: today’s unicorn chaser roundup
Yes, I bet you didn’t know Public Enemy #1, Information Anarchist and James Bond Villain Julian Assange was a fluffer. But now, we have the evidence:
What? WHAT??? He is TOO straight.
Do click on the image and read the amazing Julian Assange/Harry Potter fanfic. I got no farther than “and he reached into his pants (obviously for his mobile phone)” before losing it completely.
Speaking of gifs of hot men and losing it completely, here is a gif of Prince Harry being adorable with an adorable little kid. Ladies, fasten your ovaries, because they’re going to make a break for it.
Young Boy: The prince! Where?
Prince Harry: I’m here, it’s me. Sorry to disappoint, but it’s only me
Yeaaaaah. Winning: that’s what it really looks like, Charlie Sheen.
And now for a little dance music: Let’s Dance by Nouvelle Vague, with video from Godard’s Bande à Part. Watching Serge Gainsbourg move, you can see what Fran Lebowitz meant when she said, “People who say they’re really good at dancing mean something entirely different by it.”
And if that hasn’t satiated your appetite for mindless, soothing feel-goodism, here are the celebrity links! Aren’t you excited?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!
The Gospel according to Don Cherry (raincoaster)
Fashion Fascist vs Art Ninja: who will survive? (Lolebrity)
Cinco de Mayo: Let there be Carnitas! (Manolofood)
America’s Royal Wedding is on: are you on the list? (BusyBeeBlogger)
Marie Osmond’s post-Easter miracle: resurrecting her first marriage (CelebDirtyLaundry)
The rear view looks like the moons of Jupiter, in hammer pants (CelebritySmack)
Don’t mess with the Donald! (CityRag)
RIP Perry White (FitFabCeleb)
An Unforgettable Writer’s Farewell (Gawker)
Busted! These celebs are total mugs (GirlsTalkinSmack)
Zsa Zsa is back! in the hospital (HollywoodHiccups)
The Cokorexia Twins leave Global HQ (MathewGuiver)
Britney makes a blogger cry!! (PoorBritney)
Colin Firth wspieolsiigeou what was I saying? (SwoonWorthy)