Sorry about yesterday: I was travelling and then I was pubbing and then I was sleeping. If I know my audience, you could probably use a dose of cheery-uppy videos and whatnot by this point in the week, so here you go: today’s unicorn chaser roundup

Yes, I bet you didn’t know Public Enemy #1, Information Anarchist and James Bond Villain Julian Assange was a fluffer. But now, we have the evidence:

julian assange is a hardcore fluffer

What? WHAT??? He is TOO straight.

Do click on the image and read the amazing Julian Assange/Harry Potter fanfic. I got no farther than “and he reached into his pants (obviously for his mobile phone)” before losing it completely.

Speaking of gifs of hot men and losing it completely, here is a gif of Prince Harry being adorable with an adorable little kid. Ladies, fasten your ovaries, because they’re going to make a break for it.

Prince Harry is present and accounted for. My ovaries? Not so much.

Young Boy: The prince! Where?

Prince Harry: I’m here, it’s me. Sorry to disappoint, but it’s only me

Yeaaaaah. Winning: that’s what it really looks like, Charlie Sheen.

And now for a little dance music: Let’s Dance by Nouvelle Vague, with video from Godard’s Bande à Part. Watching Serge Gainsbourg move, you can see what Fran Lebowitz meant when she said, “People who say they’re really good at dancing mean something entirely different by it.”

And if that hasn’t satiated your appetite for mindless, soothing feel-goodism, here are the celebrity links! Aren’t you excited?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!

The Gospel according to Don Cherry (raincoaster)

Andre Leon Talley vs Cthulhu in the fashion wars (Ayyyy)

Fashion Fascist vs Art Ninja: who will survive? (Lolebrity)

Cinco de Mayo: Let there be Carnitas! (Manolofood)

Suri Cruise beats out that tatty Kate Middleton for Best Dressed (AgentBedhead)

America’s Royal Wedding is on: are you on the list? (BusyBeeBlogger)

Marie Osmond’s post-Easter miracle: resurrecting her first marriage (CelebDirtyLaundry)

The rear view looks like the moons of Jupiter, in hammer pants (CelebritySmack)

The Parachute Club aren’t dead: they’ve just become this woman’s stylists (CelebVIPLounge)

Don’t mess with the Donald! (CityRag)

Jesse James secures his place in the hearts of American women (DailyStab)

Congratulations, Mariah. It’s a noun and an adjective! (EarSucker)

RIP Perry White (FitFabCeleb)

An Unforgettable Writer’s Farewell (Gawker)

Busted! These celebs are total mugs (GirlsTalkinSmack)

Hey, Abbottabad! Jon Stewart is on first, second, third and home base (HaveUHeard)

Zsa Zsa is back! in the hospital (HollywoodHiccups)

Will they be changing the name to “The Real Divorcees of Beverly Hills?” (INeedMyFix)

The Cokorexia Twins leave Global HQ (MathewGuiver)

Britney makes a blogger cry!! (PoorBritney)

Colin Firth wspieolsiigeou what was I saying? (SwoonWorthy)