Julian Assange is no Time Lord, cancels subscription
THIS! Means! WAR!
Oh sure, it starts out as an amusing, cleverly-written quiz on VanityFair.com, but the next thing you know it’s fucking SLANDER!
Rootin' Tootin' Newtie!
Congratulations! You are Newt Gingrich: Despite strangely strong public affection for dinosaurs and space exploration and shocking contempt for the women you routinely divorce, you actually made it big in politics—15 years ago.
This is, like, SO not fair. I’m not even gay-married!
raincoaster 
HAHAHA!!!! i mean… that’s not funny at all.
Grrr. Oh well, it allowed me to use another Julian pic!
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the lesson here is to stop doing all of those silly quizzes. The post below will get you your true spirit animal, so you won’t need anymore guidance. :)
Ewwww, Newt Gingrich was NEVER my spirit animal! My political spirit animal is George Stephanopoulos before he sold out, Guido Fawkes, or Julian Assange now.