Today in Cetacean Artwork News

Cetacean Brian Jungen

Brian Jungen
Cetology, 2002
plastic chairs

This is from the Brian Jungen show currently on exhibition at the Vancouver Art Gallery. Yes, it's made of plastic chairs. I saw it on BoingBoing. To see more of this bizarre and awe-inspiring artwork, check out this Tyee Link.

Today in Furry Alaskan Crab News

There are furry Alaskan crabs.

Two Furry Crabs

Alaskan Furry Crabs Sideshow Gaff Freak Taxidermy

Starting bid: US $75.00 

Greetings & Welcome To The Dark Realm Of

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 Step Right Up
 &
 Witness 
 
A True Wonder Of Nature
 
For I Have For Your Viewing & Bidding Pleasure
 
 A Pair
 Of
 ~Alaskan Fur-Bearing Crabs~
 
 AKA
 The
 ~Don King Crab~
Light furry crab 
These Rare & Bizarre Creatures Live Deep In The Frigid Waters Off the Coast Of Alaska
The Fur Isn’t Used To Keep Them Warm In The Cold Water As Once Believed
It Was Discovered That Tiny Sea Creatures Make Their Home In The Fur
When A Fish Goes To Eat The Tiny Creatures Living In The Fur The Crab Eats It
 
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With The Story Of The Recently Discovered “Furry Lobster” Being All Over The Net
http://www.brandonsun.com/story.php?story_id=20575
These Guys Should Be A Big Hit
 
They’re The Fur-Bearing Trouts Of 2006Dark Furry Crab
 
This One Of A Kind Gaff Was Handcrafted 
By
 Ex-Freak Show Performer & Modern Gaff Artist
 DETHCHEEZ
  
Thanx
DC

Because  Art  Isn’t  Always  Pretty

Spam: FINALLY!!!!! A New One

At last, one I haven’t seen before:

From: Joanne Goodwin joanne.goodwin@yahoo.co.uk Signed-By: yahoo.co.uk

Reply-To: raymond.ho1@tiscali.co.uk

To: raincoaster

Date: Mar 21, 2006 10:45 AM

Subject: Business Opportunity!

Date: Mar 21, 2006 10:45 AM
Subject: Business Opportunity!
I have a new email address!

You can now email me at: joanne.goodwin@yahoo.co.uk

Hello,
My name is Joanne Goodwin and I am an artist. I have acquired your email address as a person who is actively involved in or is looking for an online business opportunity or looking for a part time job to compliment current earnings. I live in United Kingdom, with my two kids, four cats, one dog and the love of my life. It is definitely a full house.
I have been doing artwork since I was a small child. That gives me about 31 years of experience. I majored in art in high school and took a few college art courses. Most of my work is done in either pencil or airbrush mixed with color pencils. I have recently added designing and creating artwork on the computer. I have been selling my art works for the last 3 years and have had my work featured on trading cards, prints and in magazines. I have sold in galleries and to private collectors from all around the world.
I am always facing serious difficulties when it comes to selling my art works to Americans, cos they are always offering to pay with a US money order/check, which is difficult for me to cash here in United Kingdom. I am looking for a representative in the states who will be working for me as a part-time worker and i will be willing to pay 10% for every transaction, which wouldn’t affect your present state of work, someone who would help me receive payments from my customers in the states. I mean someone that is responsible and reliable, cause the cost of coming to the state and getting payments is very expensive,i am working on setting up a branch in the states, so for now i need a representative in the united states who will be handling the payment aspect. These payments are in money order/check and they would come to you in your name, so all you need do is cash the money order deduct your percentage and wire the balance back. But the problem i have is trust.[ed note – no shit]

It wouldnt cost you any amount, you are to receive payments which will be sent to you via Fedex or UPS courier services from my business patners, which would come in form of a money order/check then you are to cash it and send the cash to me via western union money transfer or moneygram money transfer, all transfer fees should be deducted from the money. If you are interested, kindly get in touch with my secretary Raymond Ho, (raymond.ho1@tiscali.co.uk). Thanks and God bless.
Joanne Goodwin,

Lady Lever Art Gallery

Port Sunlight Village

Wirral, CH62 5EQ

England

-Joanne Goodwin

Hemingway’s Nobel Acceptance Speech

This is something I read at the Shebeen Club’s long-ago Hemingway’s Birthday Party. James Sherrett was kind enough to be one of our readers that night, with an excerpt from his very Hemingwayesque novel Up in Ontario.

Up in Ontario 

Our other reader was Lucan Charchuk, who has now read twice, as well as presenting some of his artwork.

Luke the Olive Vase 

When Lori Dunn and I began the Shebeen Club, we hoped that within a year we’d be using it to present living Canadian authors, instead of dead foreign celebrities. This was the first event at which we managed to do both, and almost a year ahead of schedule! There were challenges to be overcome, of course. Our event occurred during a bicycle race whose track completely encircled and cut off the pub, but our public was not to be thwarted, and we had a relatively full house. The readings went very well. Despite the dangerous concentration of so much masculinity in one room, violence was averted and a sense of calm, if really testosterone-fuelled calm, reigned.

This is the speech that a very ill Hemingway had the US Ambassador read as he accepted the Nobel Prize for Literature on Hemingway’s behalf. It tells you something about the courage of the two men above that they had the fortitude to read their own work after hearing this. Hemingway is, as always, honest to the point of acute pain. He sets the bar very high; may we all attain that height, if only for a moment.

Hemingway’s Nobel Acceptance Speech

Having no facility for speech-making and no command of oratory nor any domination of rhetoric, I wish to thank the administrators of the generosity of Alfred Nobel for this Prize.

No writer who knows the great writers who did not receive the Prize can accept it other than with humility. There is no need to list these writers. Everyone here may make his own list according to his knowledge and his conscience.

It would be impossible for me to ask the Ambassador of my country to read a speech in which a writer said all of the things which are in his heart. Things may not be immediately discernible in what a man writes, and in this sometimes he is fortunate; but eventually they are quite clear and by these and the degree of alchemy that he possesses he will endure or be forgotten.

Writing, at its best, is a lonely life. Organizations for writers palliate the writer’s loneliness but I doubt if they improve his writing. He grows in public stature as he sheds his loneliness and often his work deteriorates. For he does his work alone and if he is a good enough writer he must face eternity, or the lack of it, each day.

For a true writer each book should be a new beginning where he tries again for something that is beyond attainment. He should always try for something that has never been done or that others have tried and failed. Then sometimes, with great luck, he will succeed.

How simple the writing of literature would be if it were only necessary to write in another way what has been well written. It is because we have had such great writers in the past that a writer is driven far out past where he can go, out to where no one can help him.

I have spoken too long for a writer. A writer should write what he has to say and not speak it. Again I thank you.

a f*cking great idea

f*ck eraser

I’m not sure how I feel about that. I do know one thing, though. Fuck, I want one of those!

You can buy them here. Thanks to Daily Candy for the link, and no, I didn’t get any money for this. I am just a huge fucking advocate of the word “fuck,” particularly in a cancer-based context.