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Category Archives: Blogging
too little, too late…like howbout a sammich?
Ah, how I regret the times I did not post. Indeed, some lameass survey of, apparently, pipples on their deathbeds (don’t ask me where) said that they far more regretted the things they had not done than the things they had. In the era of blogging, how immeasurably intensified is this nameless pressure?
POST! POST NOW!
Hesitate but a moment and the meme is lost.
Had I not caught the Mentos and Diet Coke wave, I would even now be languishing in the depths of the WordPress “Most Irrelevant Blogs” page. Although even there I would want to be Number One.
So I hesitated. And so I lost. I lost the chance to make fun of Kiera Knightly, a woman who has never, as I have, had to line up at a food bank.
Sweetie, if you’re ever in Vancouver, I will bring you a sandwich.
Special Guest
In case you haven’t heard, I’m guest blogging over at Metroblog. If the posts are not funny enough, or political enough, they lock me under the stairs and beat me with bicycle chains. Well okay, they make me drink Chardonnay instead of Sauvignon Blanc, and they don’t introduce me to any nice single men. Cruel either way.
Star Trek Cribs: The Next Generation
As requested, the Director’s Cut
Star Trek Cribs
What the hell, everyone else has posted it.
