and now for something completely trivial

but superfantastic!

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The shoeblog of the Manolo, it is the Pucci flat of the blogosphere.

some hate crimes are more equal than others

The plotting terrorist didn’t really expect to use the guns or the knife. “Hand to hand combat is unlikely,” he noted in his handwritten plans. The way he figured it, the bombs would be enough. Over the past several months, the terrorist had hoarded enough C4, constructed enough homemade explosives and brewed up enough kitchen-counter napalm to bring the building to the ground in an earth-shattering, apocalyptic storm of fire and death.

Yes, some hate crimes are more equal than others. Specifically, hate crimes perpetrated by nice Jewish podiatrists and dentists plotting to kill Muslims are more equal.

It is a matter of some consternation to the Muslim community of central
Florida that Goldstein and his two accomplices had gotten off comparatively lightly for their parts in what even prosecutors acknowledge was a hate-driven plot to murder perhaps scores of innocent people. None of the trio, not even Goldstein, the architect of the plan, were charged under terrorism statutes, or for that matter, under hate crime statutes.

It is no small irony, some Muslim leaders have said, that at a time when some in government had claimed a right since restricted by the U.S. Supreme Court to designate some accused plotters as terrorists, and to hold them for years if deemed necessary without ever filing formal charges against them, all three admitted conspirators in the Goldstein case received speedy hearings and comparatively lenient sentences.

And it goes without saying that if any of the conspirators know what Gitmo looks like, it’s from that article Vanity Fair did a few months back.

From the Jewish newsweekly The Forward, via Crime Library:

“What led Goldstein, by all accounts an assimilated Jew, intermarried and living in what, according to a 1999 study by geographer Dr. Ira Sheskin of the University of Miami, is a typically assimilated Jewish community, a place where Christmas trees are not uncommon in nominally Jewish households, where the intermarriage rate is slightly higher than in many places, and where anti-Semitism is no more rabid than anywhere else in Florida, to take up arms as a self appointed avenger of the terrorist attacks of September 11 on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon? What made this peripheral member of an average Jewish community decide to plot what has been described as a terrorist attack to make a statement ‘for his people’? Even more troubling is this question: Was Goldstein a terrorist, and if so, was he treated differently than he would have been had he been an Arab or Muslim accused of a similar offense?”

Conceited: When good metaphors happen to bad writers

Demotivators Humiliation

Oh. My. God.

And in The Guardian, no less.

And, apparently, no more. Please god, no more.

Car-crash lives: are they accident or conspiracy? Some lives are car crashes waiting to happen. Then the car crash does happen and the big question is: conspiracy or accident? It was a shocking breach of precedent so it had to be an accident. Mr Berlusconi… rarely moves without an airbag to protect him from dire consequences. If only Mr Mills had courted airbags instead of being one. The car he crashed while fleeing the press without cleaning his windscreen would have been spared…Ill-founded self-belief is the heartbeat of the car-crash life. Recklessness is the blood in its veins and its every breath gasps it’s not my fault

That’s right; there’s no period, no italics, nuttin’. I had no idea that the war had so severely hit the UK; rationing is back, and apparently being applied to punctuation as well as produce. The author then proceeds to drag in the brother of the Sultan of Brunei, some hapless veterinarian who had a meltdown last week, and Princess Diana. Tasteful. And totally, totally on-topic.

One glaring flaw in the British educational system is that it gives people a solid grounding in advanced literary technique. Unfortunately, this seems to act as some kind of encouragement to them, instead of a warning. If nobody has been able to make it work since the time of Cromwell, chances are that the person who can make it work is not you. It is certainly not Barbara Toner.

John Donne, we hardly knew ye.

NOW what’ll I do for henchmen livery???

VillainOne of my favorite websites, VillainSupply.com has apparently come under new management and taken the low road. Instead of offering sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads, secret island lairs, and the aforementioned henchmen livery, as they did back in my day, they offer:

Search Engine Optimization, Dating Chat, Dating Tips, Diethylpropion, Dirty Jokes, Flirt Chat, Live Chat, Local Chat, Lorcet, Lortab, Muscle Relaxers, Pharmacy Affiliate Programs, Other Pharmacy Affiliate Programs, Teen Dating, Tenuate, Wellbutrin SR, Affiliate Marketing, Affiliate Network Marketing, Astrology, chat, and Dating Online.

All of which strike terror into my heart. Anyone who will deal with  Network Marketing is obviously the bastard son of Beelzebub. Diet pills, search engine optimization, and sex chats. Daddy would be so proud. But it’s not the way it used to be. *sniff*

And look at The Way We Were:

Villain Supply
“www.villainsupply.com presents a complete inventory of ready-to-build kits that will provide you or your cabal with long-term, defensible secret housing with a minimum of fuss. For preexisting bases and lairs, visit http://www.evilrealtor.com.”

Public Service Announcement with bonus self-aggrandizement

raincoaster media ltd presents:

Shebeen
 
The Shebeen Club:

Tax Tips for Literary Professionals

When: 7-9pm, Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Where: the Shebeen, behind the Irish Heather, 217 Carrall Street, Vancouver BC *UPDATE* we’ve moved to the Reading Room upstairs at the Irish Heather. Just ask if you don’t know where it is, or come upstairs and listen for the loud arguments about alliterative versus rhyming verse.

How: reserve by emailing lorraine.murphy@gmail.com

How Much: $20 to March 17th, thereafter $25 space-available; limited to 40

What: Mingling, presentations, and a special literary-themed light dinner & drink combo: Po’ boys?

Who: Why not you? Our presenter this month is author and tax specialist Sylvia Lim.

For more info or media passes contact: Lorraine @ raincoaster media lorraine.murphy@gmail.com

This month the Shebeen Club welcomes two-time author and tax specialist Sylvia Lim for an educational presentation on tax tips to help practicing writers, editors and publishers get ready for T-Day. Can you deduct the laptop? Maybe. The Editor’s Association Membership? Probably. The blonde wig and sunglasses? Sorry, JT.
 
Potted bio:

Sylvia Lim, CFP, CGA, is the author of two books – the “Personal Budgeting Kit” (2nd edition, 2005), a step by step guide to methodically organize one’s day to day finances; and “Finances After 55”, a retirement and eldercare planning guide to help people live a full and successful retired life.
You can reach Sylvia through her website: www.SylviaLim.com

Famous dead celebrities celebrating birthdays today include Charlotte Bronte, poet Phyllis McGinley, and Canada’s own immortal Madame Benoit, so the dress code is accountant, repressed petticoat feminist, emo librarian, or crazy Quebecois chef. Chacun à son gout!

Meet and Mingle 7-7:30
Listen and Learn 7:30-8
Frantic receipt-hunting and drunk-dialing your agent  8-9