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Her Royal Highness Minnie Driver
That just works on so many levels.
From the mug shots it appears that former Hollywood “It Girlfriend” Minnie Driver may have been spending the latter part of her extended hiatus (extended from approximately the wrap of Grosse Point Blank) in Norway, playfully pranking the locals who apparently didn’t read People in the early Nineties and thus had no idea that they were supposed to, like, catch on to the fact that the woman claiming to be one Princess Anastasia Jerusalem was, in fact, an acclaimed international actress and accomplished and widely respected musician.
It’s a joke, see. She’s not really crazy.
Although I hear Matt Damon may be of a slightly different opinion.
Aftenposten, via Fark.
The woman, who calls herself Anastasia Jerusalem, speaks Spanish and English and was first arrested in Oslo on July 15 this year. She was released on condition that she report in regularly and has since been in Bergen.
Authorities have been unable to identify her, and do not even know what country she is from…
Her PR is so getting shitcanned for that line.
happy politically incorrect holiday!
Let no man, woman, child, trannie, or genderless cleric say raincoaster is PC. We are multiculti and equal-opportunity offensive here on the ol’ raincoaster blog, and here’s the proof. This just may be the most offensive Charlie Brown Christmas spoof ever recorded. Even I hesitated to post this one, but it’s just too roll on the floor hilariously offensive to keep to myself. I want all my friends to join me in outraged and barely-suppressed guffaws.
Ladies and gentlemen, be warned. Here it is in all its motherfucking glory: A Charlie Brown Kwanzaa! Do NOT say we didn’t warn you.
“Charlie Brown, of all the motherfuckers on Earth, you da motherfuckingest.”
“Another motherfucking nickel. Whoo, somebody didn’t get their welfare check today!”
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hinterland’s who’s who: raincoaster
Like a roving orca, raincoaster has been tagged. Fortunately for the tagger, she had just eaten and wasn’t feeling particularly carnivorous, or she’d have gone all Shamu on his ass.
The chain lett- I mean “meme” is this: List six things about yourself that are weird (then tag six more people).
I know! I laughed and laughed.
Name six things about me that are NOT weird; that’s what I call a challenge.
Thing One About Me That Is Weird:
I still know the floorplan to Krak des Chevaliers, left over from my castle-obsessed phase when I was 12.
Thing Two About Me That Is Weird:
Twice I’ve been flown to another country by strangers who just liked what I wrote on the Internet and decided to buy me a ticket. Both times I met movie stars: Viggo Mortensen (three times, actually) and John Cleese.
Thing Three About Me That Is Weird:
I have a a collection of Christmas ghost stories that runs over a thousand pages.
Thing Four About Me That Is Weird And Here Is How Weird I Am, That It Only Occurs To Me Now:
I know Willy Pickton, the serial killer.
Thing Five About Me That Is Weird:
I can tell from the sound the seagulls make whether there is a bald eagle in the area. Seriously, I’m some kind of Downtown EastSide Grizzly Adams.
Thing Six About Me That Is Weird:
I can recite all of Jabberwocky as well as a large selection of other poetry and prose-poetry in English and several other languages, and do so at sound checks to intimidate the people who just say “test, test, one, two, three…”
It works, too.
Hmm, now who to pass this chain le- I mean MEME on to…
quiz: how much do you want the terrorists to win
Yeah, baby! Another predictable result. Do you get the feeling I just don’t post quizzes that don’t support my self-image? That’d be a big Well Duh! Any quiz that says “45% of people got this result” is automatically off my list. I am so NOT about the near-majority opinion.
Stole this from Pharyngula, btw.
Your ‘Do You Want the Terrorists to Win’ Score: 98%
You are a terrorist-loving, Bush-bashing, “blame America first”-crowd traitor. You are in league with evil-doers who hate our freedoms. By all counts you are a liberal, and as such cleary desire the terrorists to succeed and impose their harsh theocratic restrictions on us all. You are fit to be hung for treason! Luckily George Bush is tapping your internet connection and is now aware of your thought-crime. Have a nice day…. in Guantanamo!
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