Yeah, baby! Another predictable result. Do you get the feeling I just don’t post quizzes that don’t support my self-image? That’d be a big Well Duh! Any quiz that says “45% of people got this result” is automatically off my list. I am so NOT about the near-majority opinion.
Stole this from Pharyngula, btw.
Your ‘Do You Want the Terrorists to Win’ Score: 98%
You are a terrorist-loving, Bush-bashing, “blame America first”-crowd traitor. You are in league with evil-doers who hate our freedoms. By all counts you are a liberal, and as such cleary desire the terrorists to succeed and impose their harsh theocratic restrictions on us all. You are fit to be hung for treason! Luckily George Bush is tapping your internet connection and is now aware of your thought-crime. Have a nice day…. in Guantanamo!
raincoaster 
100%
You know, we’re beginning to wonder whether you’re fully dedicated to the cause.
I’m an anarchist, not a doctrinaire terrorist!
I thought you were a Communist
Of course. I am an anarchal communist. Guido is an anarcho-capitalist, and that’s why we get along so well. Although the bastard still won’t hire me. But I’m SO OVER that.
Actually, this new one, Cateswhatever isn’t too bad.
Only 96%….disappointing…I knew I should have said it was cool to make war in the name of Mohammed.
Might have to go out and bomb something to prove my faith..
Oh no…wait..
Damn pesky pacisifism…getting in the way of all my fun.
Who blew up the fireworks factory? Guido Fawkes doesn’t have an alibi, apparently.
Does pacifism count as an alibi?
Odds are I was in bed trying to listen to the cricket in my sleep (very weird dreams lately). Does that count as an alibi?
Maybe I did it.
oops
Is your cricket very loud? You can try Raid, you know; it kills bugs dead.
Ah…I wish we had crickets around here…I love em. That little rubbing noise…I wish I made a noise like that when I rubbed my legs together.
Ooh er.
And no Raid…vegan.
Last year I kept the rats in our outdoor coal cellar bit secret from one of my house mates for ages because I knew she’d want them killed.
She found out and had them killed before I found a way to humanely relocate them.
Bloody Hippy…considered putting rat poison in her food…but actually we got on too well for that.
Well warfarin is painless, if it comes to that. You could always get one of those ultrasound devices; they work pretty well.
Here, things are much easier. Tonight, a mouse took a header off the stove and into the garbage bag. Made it very easy to deal with; I wish they’d all do the same.
Money is always the trouble. I have been practising emitting ultra sound frequencies using my mouth…but unfortunately I can’t hear whether its working or not.
To be honest…I prefer permaculture style solutions. I considered getting a hunting cat..but then decided I probably couldn’t afford to keep it in meat once the rats were dead…which would have meant introducing more rats to the local ecology. I didn’t think my neighbours would appreciate that.
Once you run out of rats, get a dog. Then you don’t have to feed the cat, see…and once you run out of cats, get a Chinese family.
I am sorry to say I only made 68%…..I hope you can forgive me. Although it does say I hate GWB and that I am a lost cause to the Liberals. Sure….why not?
Your ‘Do You Want the Terrorists to Win’ Score: 68%
How about I defeat the dog in an even battle…maybe out in the jungle mano a mano…like Arnie and Predator in that film.
Then I can eat it…only after I have bested it.
It would require less casual racial profiling.
I’m against that too.
I live in Chinatown, in the most multicultural city in the world. I can say anything; I am equal-opportunity offensive.
You can’t eat your own dog. That would be morally repugnant, unless you’re only doing that to save yourself for marriage. Then it’s okay.
Glavar, you’re married, white, and live in the burbs with two kids. I’m amazed you scored so high, actually.
Cause living in a multicultural city makes you not a racist?
Anyway…I was joking…Was that obvious enough.
I seem to be trying to find ways of bullying you the last few days..well…calling you names at least.
Bumface.
Teeheehee.
And it wouldn’t be MY dog..it’d simply be introduced by me into the ecology around me…perma culture…I can’t own nature man..it comes out of the ground man. Its natural like yeah?
Hmm
Only if you didn’t buy or adopt the dog, but allowed it to wander in freely. Actually, there are some people on the street who will be happy to eat your cat if you let them in. And if you let newmania eat your dog, he might even leave it fifty on the nightstand and say he’ll call in the morning. They always say that.