but in all likelihood all video of Paris Hilton driving falls under that heading.
from Defamer
Paris Hilton‘s character in Bottoms Up looses [sic] control of a studio-owned golf cart. Bottoms Up on DVD 9/12!
Category Archives: Crime
Stingray apologizes for killing Steve Irwin
Finally, someone on this planet takes responsibility for his actions. I’ve had enough with people taking refuge in “temporary insanity,” “I was drunk” and “it’s my cultural heritage” excuses. Somebody stepped up and took it like a man.
Too bad it’s a coldblooded, murderous fish. I may have to start dating outside my species but given my opinion of humanity it’s probably a step up. Popbitch’s tips on having sex with dolphins awaits in the Gmail archive…nah. Squid, different story.
LAist via, I think, Defamer.
After days of blaming everyone but himself, Wednesday morning the stingray responsible for the tragic death of the beloved tv personality Steve Irwin finally manned-up and apologized for killing Australia’s most lovable bloke.
“To be honest I thought he was just another asshole tourist trying to ride me. How was I supposed to know that he was the freaking Crocodile Hunter?” the stingray said through his publicist Jo Brooks.
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“I know my life is over, they should just kill me now,” he said before breaking down. “Besides, how’s a brother supposed to get any tail without… a tail? Just finish me off and get it over with.”
The stingray has never had any run-ins with the law and is being represented by Johnnie Conchshell who guarantees to get his client off the hook.
how Republicans celebrate 9/11
from Gawker. You must check out the comments section on their post; one of the very best. “I hope they don’t invite Cheney!” for example.
the T factor: goatses
Today in Stupid Tourist News, we present the case of the moronic Swiss driver in Eastern Ontario (BBC, please note proper capitalization), whose defence, when pulled over for speeding, was simply that he was carried away by the sheer joy of being able to drive where there were no goats.
And who among us has not felt that joy? Can we blame the poor man? Are we without hearts, without souls?
I say verily we are, for we will laugh at him.
via the BBC.
‘Goat-free roads made me speed’
Police said goats had not been reported on eastern Ontario‘s roads
A Swiss man caught speeding on a Canadian highway has blamed his actions on the absence of goats on the roads.
The man was caught driving at 161 km/h (100mph) in a 100 km/h (60mph) zone.A traffic officer’s notes said the Swiss driver had said he was taking advantage “of the ability to go faster without risking hitting a goat”.
Canadian police spokesman Joel Doiron said he had never found a goat on the highways of eastern Ontario in his 20 years of service.
“Nobody’s ever used the lack of goats here as an excuse for speeding,” Mr Doiron told the AFP news agency.
“I’ve never been to Switzerland, but I guess there must be a lot of goats there,” he said.
The driver was ordered to pay a fine of C$360 ($330; £175) for speeding.
The below image is NOT representative of Eastern Ontario, although apparently it somewhat resembles Zurich.
Goering on leadership
The man knows what he’s talking about. I shall make no comment about the fact that I found this while doing a Google Image search for the new Boris Johnson poster.
None whatsoever.
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