why I hate Chihuahuas

Frank is just the tip of the iceberg, trust me on this. You turn your back on those malformed little rodents and they will EAT YOU ALIVE! Chihuahuas are evil!

Derphuahua

Derphuahua

Evil Chihuahua trading card

Evil Chihuahua trading card

According to conventional zoology, Chihuahuas have no natural enemies. Fortunately, those of us less constrained by scientific orthodoxy know that there an ancient enemy, one last, desperate hope for a world facing certain destruction!

My Favorite Bartender

I think people would be more Squid-positive if they could only visualize the huge productivity gains. THINK about it!

Oktapodi: a cephalopod love story

Oktapodi is a tender tale of tentacles and tenaciousness, of terror and tenderness, tragedy and triumph. Come along on this crazy rollercoaster of a love story and enjoy the sweet sensation of being a sucker for love.

stolen from TheWYSIWYGBlog

Why They Call Them “Loonies”

Cthulhu Tentacles for Sale!

Oh, man GROSS! I knew there was a reason I didn’t like pool noodles.

Cephalokini: buy it now!

The Cephalokini® new for Summer ’08!

Cephalokini top

Cephalokini bottom

Wireless, translucent suction-cantilevered top
shown with side-fastened bottom
Thrilled with tentacles? Crave calamari? Our unique, organic halter provides cleavage enhancement without the wire in a wide variety of mutable colors and patterns depending on backdrop. Pick your top and bottom sizes separately from our fresh tank.
• Removable push-up padding/sashimi
• Dozens of suction fasteners for added support
• Fully, even aggressively, biodegradable
• Imported organic materials

Contact us at CTHULHU2U2 for pricing.