sexy Star Trek slashtube: Closer

Every love story is better with a little Nine Inch Nails, right?

Or is that just mine…? Don’t answer that.

From Defamer.

Drunk Affleck gives Canadian tv a reason for living

from, of all ironic places, that bloggy American tattletale of Hollywoodland, Defamer.

anne-marie losique interviews a drunk ben affleck from his lap

interviews” eh? Not the word I’d use for it. Bot ee doze a fontosTEEK hack-senn Quebecois, oui?

caption o’ the day: from Gawker’s VMA coverage

Team Cougar Unite!

Cougar Force Unite!

must-see movie of 1964: the beach girls and the monster

What’s that coming over the highway retaining wall?

Is it a monster? Is it a monster?

Archetypally silly beach movie, featuring nobody you ever heard of “and the glamorous, famed dancing Watusi girls from Hollywood‘s famed Whiskey a Go Go nightclub!”

Hip chicks are shaking
in the knees
because there’s a MONSTER on the beach!!!

Music by Frank Sinatra, Jr.

If you see this ghoul, play it cool.

Yeh, yeh, yeh, this one will kill you!

Seriously, you MUST watch this till the Furry Frankie sings. If you weren’t screaming before, this will do the trick.

the Simpsons vs Star Trek

From a WordPress blog I can’t seem to find at the moment; sorry, if it’s you, leave a comment and I’ll update the entry.

The Simpsons theme meets capitan Kirk. Performed with Rhodes piano, Theremin and funnel.

What he does not say is that it’s performed by a COMPLETE LUNATIC! I love this whackjob, and so do 380,000 other people, primarily sexy Scandinavians, according to the YouTube stats. I bet he never has to suffer through a chilly Arctic night alone.