PSA: Got Coke?

A Columbian public service announcement; some claim it was banned, but if it was produced by the government it seems unlikely to have been banned. Okay, so perhaps the director, crew and cast were taken into the jungle and shot, but no: it wasn’t banned.

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Pickle Surprise!

I’m feeling a little bit sour myself, as I cannot access my blog at the moment, although I appear to be the only blog on WordPress so affected. God knows it’s not the first time I’ve been accused of being affected!

Speaking of which, have a parade of pro-pickle pervs for your pleasure. Presenting Pickle Surprise!

Commentary

Directed and produced by Tom Rubnitz in 1989, “Pickle Surprise!”(1989) is a perfect example of the wickedly-whacked-world-view that those demented denizens at the Pyramid Club could conjure from the ether after just a few rounds of cocktails and a big ole spliff.

Sister Dimension stars as Grandpa Hoofpynpoiers (sp?);
RuPaul is still in pre-Supermodel phase since she is trying to to pass for a lady in one of her favorite off-the-rack Dress Barn ensembles – you still need to fix those teeth you skanky ho.
And my! golly gosh! Lady Bunny gives us only one chin to gawk at!
Supporting cast is David Dalrymple,Maria Ayala. and the ever-lasting piece of sex on a stick, Ms. Lahoma Van Zandt

Where’s the pickle? That’s the surprise!

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I’d like to thank the academy

Vintage Bollywood...where's our one-sheet?of drama at Miskatonic University for enabling me to produce the following Bestial Bollywood action drama. Truly, it is a remarkable and possibly unique cinematic achievement and a touchstone in the history of man/beast homosadomasochistic rasslin’. Best supporting enabler award goes to the Bombay TV Bollywood movie generator, and first runner-up is the Generator Blog.

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Cthulhu and Bart Simpson: the dream team

though some might call them “Nightmare“.

Ia, whatever dude.

Indeed…

Where is your God now? Eh? Tell me that, you whippersnapper! Why in my day we used to snap your kind like twigs...

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Donnie Davies: the dream is over

 Joey Oglesby/Donnie Davies?

So it is over.

Or is it? Can these unconfirmed internet natterings really be the truth? Can Donnie Davies, merciless scourge of teh gheys and flaming beacon of Fundie righteousness, actually be nothing less than the fiendish creation of the devious and twisted mind of some underemployed and presumably oversexed Dallas musical theatre artiste?

But we can’t be too hard on Joey Oglesby. Haven’t we all gone deep inside ourselves and spent many a happy hour inventing the man of our dreams? Donnie Davies, pink-shirted paragon, international Internet sensation, a man with a sweet way with a musical and a six-string woody, and flaming brand of Christian uprightness, is quite a catch by any measure. And it wouldn’t be the first time some internet guy ended up with nothing more than an imaginary friend.

Donnie if you’re still out there somewhere: We’ll always have the comments section.

Actor Joey Oglesby pawed Serber as a football player in Debbie and gets to do it again as one of the dancing Aggies visiting the Best Little Whorehouse. When director Lemons told Oglesby he’d be wearing a jockstrap, and little else, for one of the numbers, the actor headed for the gym. “I have my 10-year high school reunion coming up, too, so I guess that’s a good thing,” he says. “I’ve never been opposed to taking off my clothes for laughs.”

A Baylor grad who’s also part of the Second Thought Theatre company, Oglesby says his Southern Baptist parents are “pretty open-minded” but refused to see Debbie Does Dallas, which was several notches raunchier than Whorehouse.

Maybe best not to tell them, or Zindler, who’s still on the air at Houston’s ABC station, that CTD occupies a two-story building off Lower Greenville Avenue that formerly served as a house of worship.

Says Sue Loncar, “Yep, we’ve put the hos in church. We’re probably all going to hell for that.”

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