quiz: what spice are you?

Yeah, yeah, “Old Spice.” Har, har.


You Are Black Pepper


You may be considered ordinary by some, but you’re far from boring.

You elevate the mood of any discussion, and people miss you when you’re not around.

You are secretly very dominant and powerful. Most can only take you in small doses.

What time is it? Not Peanut Butter Jelly Time!

That’s for goddam sure.

So. It’s that time again.

Yay, periods are fun!

What do I want? These:

Meat. Mmmmmm, meat!

Meat is murder

Bochox

Coffee, the OTHER Vitamin C

Viiiiiiiiggooooooo

Prada Sandals

What do I got?

  • dried pasta
  • a bag of chop suey vegetables
  • a half a container of 2% yogurt
  • a small tub of baby greens that was going off
  • a lemon and a half
  • one head of garlic
  • a jar of Ragu tomato sauce
  • coffee
  • twenty-five packets of artificial sweetener
  • a VHS tape of Walk on the Moon
  • a pair of seven year old Hi Tec trail runners.

It’s going to be a loooooong weekend.

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quiz: what fruit are you?

No fair saying “Ryan Seacrest.” Besides, I could never be that smarmy: I’m much more Paul Lynde.


You Are a Lemon


You have a very distinct personality. And if you’re not being sweet, you’re a little hard to take.

You’re a bit overpowering, especially in one on one situations.And while you are very dominant, sometimes your power is needed and appreciated.

You can liven up a dull situation, and you definitely bring a fresh outlook.

You are a bit of an acquired taste, and you tend to grow on people over time.

People feel refreshed and rejuvenated after spending time with you.

Got Crabs? Pic o’ the day!

Crab Catch

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quiz: how likely are you to eat your buddies

NOT the way you’re probably thinking, if you’re as dirty-minded as most of my compatriots.

Find your Match at JustSayHi

Heartlessly stolen from CelebratingTheAbsurd, and, realistically speaking, somewhat lowball. All my friends are chubby and slow except Cybergypsy, who would never see it coming. Ah, he’s a vegan; he’s not worth the bother of killing anyway!