how to build a vulva

A nice piece of jewelryHere’s another useful how-to which should be of great interest to a lot of people who spend too much time on the internet and not enough in the presence of vulvas. This one shows you how to make multiples, too, at no additional cost. Have as many as you like!

Don’t say I never did nuthin’ for ya! Stolen from Pharyngula just for you. Click through to the instructions and be sure to check out the many, many pictures.

The vulva is one of my favorite organs. Not only is it pretty and fun to manipulate, but how it responds tells us so much about its owner. And it is just amazing how much we’re learning about it now.

Don’t worry about clicking to read more…this article is full of pictures, but it is entirely work safe because it’s all about science.

quiz: which mental disorder do you have?

If you’re a regular reader of this blog, that in itself should qualify.

This is Juvenal‘s doing. Believe me, I don’t consider most of these to be disorders: I consider them to be characteristics. Indeed, in my circle they are practically prerequisites.

But what’s with the low score on narcissism, eh? How accurate can this thing be, one wonders? I demand that it be rewritten until I score higher on narcissism, dammit!

Personality Disorder Test Results

Paranoid |||||||||| 38%
Schizoid |||||||||||||||||| 74%
Schizotypal |||||||||||||||||| 74%
Antisocial |||||||||||||||| 66%
Borderline |||||| 30%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||| 66%
Narcissistic |||||||||||| 46%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||| 66%
Dependent |||||||||||| 46%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||| 26%

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how to turn a man gay

I’ve had enough of boring old to-dos. How to wash your hair. How to save money on groceries. How to train a wolverine to fetch. Whatever. This, however, is truly different.

From Shakespeare’s Sister, via Pharyngula. How to use your uterus to turn men gay! Click through to their site to read the whole thing; the only question left unanswered is, does the disco ball also function as an IUD?

“No woman in the history of politics has used her womb like Nancy Pelosi.” — Harvard Law School student and conservative misogynist douchebag Ben Shapiro, who obviously doesn’t understand that use of the womb is an important part of generating the radical gay agenda that is shot out of feminazi cooters, so of course she has to use her womb a lot. Duh.

I’m sort of breaking the Feminazi Cooter League‘s code of secrecy to do this, but let me just illustrate how the process works, to clear up any confusion:

Is the disco ball an IUD too? That would be awesome!

pic of hot Cthulhu buns!

What more is there to say? These are the best damn Cthulhu buns I’ve ever seen, and they’re really hot!

Cthulhu buns are eaten to celebrate Walpurgis and Beltane

Stolen from Neatorama

in praise of granny panties

Well, do ya, punk?Here’s another reason (as if you needed another reason) to love granny panties: they make excellent undeclared carry-ons! I may never have to do without my box cutters on a long flight ever again.

Pun away… Stolen from Sky News, via Fark.

A grandmother who tried to smuggle heroin into Australia by packing it in her underwear has been jailed for six years.