And you should have seen the Swedish Pirate After-Party!
Party on, dudes!
Also: I just thought we needed something other than a video for once on this page. Also also, I’m freaking pissed at YouTube. A video I posted to Gawker.tv yesterday and was working fine today at 11am was “Embedding disabled” by 4pm today. Motherfuckers. In the words of the immortal Jack Burton, sonofabitch must pay. At which point I am tempted to insert a video, but will resist.
Cthihuahualu rises! HE is coming!
Cthuahualu rises, ravening, from the black abyss whence he was confined untold ages ago. Slavering in his untameable, gibbering madness he will not be satisfied until he has utterly ravaged the Earth. The barren, scarred rock, sprouting lava pustules, swept by odourous winds of the star-spaces borne on the wings of the Hounds of Tindalos, will then be ready.
Image via Wikipedia
How do you solve a problem like Charlie Sheen? You can’t, because he’s so epically winning, right? BOOM! But you can try to come a bit closer to understanding him if you run him through a few filters first; it’s like watching an eclipse. The sheer awesomenosity could blind you if you didn’t apply some filters. So here is Jimmy Kimmel‘s interpretation of the Sheen interview, with visuals starring that other Charlie.
And since this post has already been user-tested for celebrity gossip addict appeal, here are your gossip links for Wednesday:
Baby on Board (raincoaster)
Nicole Kidman could use a sammich (Lolebrity)
London Fashion Week is for the birds (Ayyyy)
I scream! (ManoloFood)
He should fit right in with Lindsay and Gadaffi (AgentBedhead)
Charlie Sheen too busy winning to retain custody of his kids (BusyBeeBlogger)
Justin Bieber sells out to rich witch doctor? (CelebDirtyLaundry)
A simple summit with Lady Gaga (CelebritySmack)
Robert Pattinson cheats on Tai (CelebVIPLounge)
Babies: totally Team Coco (CityRag)
Katie “Sue” Holmes (DailyStab)
Kim Kardashian, Saviour of Autotune (Earsucker)
Save Oprah! (FitFabCeleb)
Another sign Russia is in desperate straights (GirlsTalkinSmack)
Oh man, the ski lobby hates celebrities (HaveUHeard)
ScarJo publicly toejobs Sean Penn (INeedMyFix)
Oh Em Jee, the Oscars are about to get awesome (MathewGuiver)
Britney’s V shots (PoorBritney)
Sad Mugshot Xtina is sad (PopBytes)
Amanda Seyfried’s magically transforming Doc Martens (TheSkinny)
Five Angels, only two backsides among them (TheSkinnyChic)
Baby on Board, what does it LOOK like?
I cannot be the only person on the face of the Earth who is literal-minded enough to be annoyed when seeing one of those smug “Baby on Board” stickers and NOT seeing any baby in the car. Dude, someone stole your baby! CALL THE POLICE! MISSING BABY! HOW IS BABBY MADE?
Oh wait, that’s “dogging” isn’t it?
Do pregnant women walk around with Baby On Board shirts? Apparently they do, for the people who are blind and cannot see that they are pregnant, although unless the shirts are in Braille those poor people won’t be able to see the shirt either, so I guess it’s just for the convenience of really, really stupid people who are also inclined to judge people based on their size.
this dog is made of awesome. Also Kraft Singles
Some dogs are just made of awesome.
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