Cop Style around the world!

Mad Cop Style Roundup is not complete without mounties!

Mad Cop Style Roundup is not complete without mounties!

I’m sorry, people. This just won’t do. One moment please:

Mounties always bring the awesome

Mounties always bring the awesome

There, that’s better. Now that we’ve compared cop styles from around the world, why don’t we peruse a few trivial celebrity links? Thanks to celebrities like Lindsay Lohan, Kim Kardashian, and Julian Assange, they are also mostly cop-related stories! Yay for the 21st Century, eh?

Sextradited! Julian Assange to be extradited! (raincoaster)

and how much do they make busking in that lobby anyway? (Ayyyy)

Steve Martin is a spammer! (raincoastermedia)

Julian Assange can be rented! (ManoloFood)

Marlon Brando is rollin’ dirty! (Lolebrity)

The King must be hard up (AgentBedhead)

Lindsay Lohan can afford a car? (BusyBeeBlogger)

How to Kreate a Kardashian (CelebDirtyLaundry)

Let them eat Paris Hilton’s birthday cake! (CelebritySmack)

Champagne wishes and caviar … nails? (CelebVIPLounge)

Making money this way is still more respectable than doing Glitter (CeleBitchy)

EVERYBODY’s a Material Girl (DailyStab)

Buy some Bieber! (Earsucker)

It’s a living, eh Natalie? (FitFabCeleb)

Kiki Drunkst spent her allowance on eyeliner (GirlsTalkinSmack)

Rosie O’Donnell is gonna have to get a job now! (HaveUHeard)

Also, she was trying to auction off her Plus One (INeedMyFix)

Is there MONEY in being an internet troll? (PoorBritney)

The Donald is just pissed Rihanna is richer than him (PopBytes)

and for this she gets $5million a picture (SeriouslyOMG)

I’d pay good money to have seen this live (TheSkinny)

and don’t bother writing!!!

Fanmade art for Moneygrabber from Fitz and the Tantrums

I'd give him mine, if I had any.

Moneygrabber,” a little ditty from Fitz and the Tantrums may just be the best “fuck off and don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out” song ever recorded, as well as one of the snazziest-looking videos ever made. What wouldn’t you give to be as cool as any of the people in this band? I think The Sister had his hairstyle in about 1985.

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How to write a hit song, by Dave Grohl

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How awesome is this video of Dave Grohl teaching Tenacious D’s Kyle Gass how to write a hit song? It’s AWESOMELY AWESOME, that’s how awesome. “White people dance to the lyrics” is a gem which should go down in history.

Was that awesome enough for ya? Just in case it wasn’t, you can read our awesome gossip links too. That should take care of that nasty “free time”.

Angela Lansbury murders her whiskey (lolebrity)

Today in WTF (raincoaster)

Shoe horns and corn links (Ayyyy)

A toast to toast! (Manolofood)

Helen Mirren will kick your ass (AgentBedhead)

Still life with cocktails? WHERE’S MY INVITATION? (BusyBeeBlogger)

Justin Bieber gets waxed! (CelebDirtyLaundry)

The Man with the Golden Reality Show (CelebritySmack)

But was Timberlake naked, too? (CelebVIPLounge)

The Cougar Report (Cougared)

Mazel Tov, Alyssa Milano (DailyStab)

This is why Britney still has more money than you do (Earsucker)

Colin Firth is shameless (GirlsTalkinSmack)

Bieber buzzed (GossipTeen)

Lady Gaga is impervious to weather (HaveUHeard)

Billy Ray Cyrus is kittenwhipped (INeedMyFix)

Britney’s video fallout (PoorBritney)

Faye Dunaway flies coach, gets punk’d (PopBytes)

Kate Beckinsale uses her boobs as a pet carrier? (TheSkinny)

Baby Spice 4.0 on the way (SkinnyChic)

 

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Willow Smith’s new video!

Willow Smith's new do: Let's see her try to whip THAT back and forth

Willow Smith's new do: Let's see her try to whip THAT back and forth

She’s had another makeover, it appears. Here’s her new video for that Wonder’s One Hit, I Whip My Hair Back and Forth.

Oh, these kids today!

And now, as a sort of mindless mind’s eye bleach, here are your celebrity gossip links, today brought to you by CORN!

Britney Spears is corny (Lolebrity)

Just say YES to creamed corn and ketchup with this delicacy (Manolofood)

“Evergreen” is still the top kernel of corn (raincoaster)

Joan Collins’ liquor is a little more rarefied (ayyyy)

Gaga’s brains are totally frittata (AgentBedhead)

Chris CORNell (BusyBeeBlogger)

Duelling cornballs, nobody wins! (CelebDirtyLaundry)

Bagel-to-Perogy communications perfected (DippedInCream)

Kingston’s just a niblet off the ol’ cob (CelebritySmack)

What the Adele? Isn’t WalMart too cornepone? (CelebVIPLounge)

Elisabetta Corn-all-ass (CityRag)

Aw, shucks, Canada’s hottest export returns! (DailyStab)

Gaga’s husky voice comes from the Whiskey Yoga Diet (GirlsTalkinSmack)

I always forget which one is Korny (FitFabCeleb)

Bieber creamed! (SeriouslyOMG)

Daniel Radcliffe is all Aw Shucks (CeleBitchy)

She’s a niblet, and shrinking! (TheSkinny)

Nice stalks! (GossipTeen)

Is that a corncob in your pocket, Brad, or??? (HaveUHeard)

Simon Cowell is picking Canada’s best crop of niblets (INeedMyFix)

If Gwyneth Paltrow is a vegan, does that make her a cannibal? (AmyGrindhouse)

Britney got her silks combed (PoorBritney)

Sui, Sui, pig, pig, pig (PopBytes)

Mariah’s ready to pop (EvilBeet)

 

Babs Yourself!

Barbra Streisand

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SO much better than elfing yourself!

Today, thanks to PopBitch, I ran across this cute little text-to-voice synthesizer that turns your typing into an overblown, overorchestrated Barbra Streisand song: GoBarbra!

Dudes, I don’t think I’m giving away too much when I say my “raincoaster rocks” is going to OWN dancefloors around the world in a few weeks. Does anybody have DeadMau5‘ email?

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