some hate crimes are more equal than others

The plotting terrorist didn’t really expect to use the guns or the knife. “Hand to hand combat is unlikely,” he noted in his handwritten plans. The way he figured it, the bombs would be enough. Over the past several months, the terrorist had hoarded enough C4, constructed enough homemade explosives and brewed up enough kitchen-counter napalm to bring the building to the ground in an earth-shattering, apocalyptic storm of fire and death.

Yes, some hate crimes are more equal than others. Specifically, hate crimes perpetrated by nice Jewish podiatrists and dentists plotting to kill Muslims are more equal.

It is a matter of some consternation to the Muslim community of central
Florida that Goldstein and his two accomplices had gotten off comparatively lightly for their parts in what even prosecutors acknowledge was a hate-driven plot to murder perhaps scores of innocent people. None of the trio, not even Goldstein, the architect of the plan, were charged under terrorism statutes, or for that matter, under hate crime statutes.

It is no small irony, some Muslim leaders have said, that at a time when some in government had claimed a right since restricted by the U.S. Supreme Court to designate some accused plotters as terrorists, and to hold them for years if deemed necessary without ever filing formal charges against them, all three admitted conspirators in the Goldstein case received speedy hearings and comparatively lenient sentences.

And it goes without saying that if any of the conspirators know what Gitmo looks like, it’s from that article Vanity Fair did a few months back.

From the Jewish newsweekly The Forward, via Crime Library:

“What led Goldstein, by all accounts an assimilated Jew, intermarried and living in what, according to a 1999 study by geographer Dr. Ira Sheskin of the University of Miami, is a typically assimilated Jewish community, a place where Christmas trees are not uncommon in nominally Jewish households, where the intermarriage rate is slightly higher than in many places, and where anti-Semitism is no more rabid than anywhere else in Florida, to take up arms as a self appointed avenger of the terrorist attacks of September 11 on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon? What made this peripheral member of an average Jewish community decide to plot what has been described as a terrorist attack to make a statement ‘for his people’? Even more troubling is this question: Was Goldstein a terrorist, and if so, was he treated differently than he would have been had he been an Arab or Muslim accused of a similar offense?”

Conceited: When good metaphors happen to bad writers

Demotivators Humiliation

Oh. My. God.

And in The Guardian, no less.

And, apparently, no more. Please god, no more.

Car-crash lives: are they accident or conspiracy? Some lives are car crashes waiting to happen. Then the car crash does happen and the big question is: conspiracy or accident? It was a shocking breach of precedent so it had to be an accident. Mr Berlusconi… rarely moves without an airbag to protect him from dire consequences. If only Mr Mills had courted airbags instead of being one. The car he crashed while fleeing the press without cleaning his windscreen would have been spared…Ill-founded self-belief is the heartbeat of the car-crash life. Recklessness is the blood in its veins and its every breath gasps it’s not my fault

That’s right; there’s no period, no italics, nuttin’. I had no idea that the war had so severely hit the UK; rationing is back, and apparently being applied to punctuation as well as produce. The author then proceeds to drag in the brother of the Sultan of Brunei, some hapless veterinarian who had a meltdown last week, and Princess Diana. Tasteful. And totally, totally on-topic.

One glaring flaw in the British educational system is that it gives people a solid grounding in advanced literary technique. Unfortunately, this seems to act as some kind of encouragement to them, instead of a warning. If nobody has been able to make it work since the time of Cromwell, chances are that the person who can make it work is not you. It is certainly not Barbara Toner.

John Donne, we hardly knew ye.

Now they’re working for the Intelligent Design lobby

From Fortean Times which I am nice enough to credit even though they banned me from their forum, but I’m so over that!

Completely.

 

Charles Fort Books

 

10 March In 1974

Lieutenant Hiroo Onoda of the Japanese army stopped fighting World War II. He dismissed the leaflets announcing the end of the war as American propaganda and remained in considerable discomfort on the tiny Philippine island of Lubang on which he had been marooned. Two years later, Shoichi Yokoi turned up in a cave on Guam, and another Japanese veteran was found in Indonesia in 1974. In December 1989, two Japanese civil engineers, who had been fighting with the communist guerrillas in Malaya since 1945, gave themselves up.

Operation Double Double

war eh

Let no one say that Canada does not know how to treat the fine men and women keeping the peace in Afghanistan…well, trying anyway, in between dodging “friendly” fire, “friendly” bombs, and not-so-friendly traffic accidents. At least now they’ll have something to keep them awake on patrol. At last, a general makes himself useful!!!!!

Troops to get java fix, Timbits
Tim Hortons to open in Kandahar

Canadian soldiers in Afghanistan are getting their wish — Tim Hortons will be serving double-doubles and doughnuts soon enough.

After weeks of lobbying by the military, the chain agreed to set up a coffee shop to serve soldiers in Kandahar, said Ron Joyce, who co-founded the famous chain in Hamilton in 1964 with NHL player Tim Horton. The store is expected to be housed inside a trailer with takeout windows, and deliveries will be made to the Canadian base in Kandahar by military transport. Joyce said Tim Hortons executives told him about the move last week, when he made inquiries after getting a call from Canada’s top soldier Gen. Rick Hillier about the idea.

Now, Tim Hortons is actually owned by the American fast food juggernaut Wendy’s, she of the square burgers and square founder, but we’re sure the two of them will be making beautiful Timbits together.

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