and yes, he and the horse are both nekkid. Here’s the poster: don’t say I never did nuthin’ for ya, but if this turns you on I think you need to seek some help pronto Tonto!
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Category Archives: Porn
the history of tentacle porn
I freely admit this doesn’t do it for me, but there must be millions out there it DOES do it for, and for those millions I freely post the History of Tentacle Porn. I do find it fascinating that most of this is a response to overly-specific porn definitions.
the T factor: cocktease edition
or twattease: we are, after all, very evenhanded and all Feminista here on the ol’ raincoaster blog.
The Guardian reports that the most famous and historic brothel in the world has just re-opened, but don’t pack your prophylactics quite yet. The reportage, while 
factually unassailable, omits some of the most critically relevant information tourists require before booking their vacation time, lathering themselves in strawberry-flavoured viscosity and chucking the carefully-powdered latex bodysuits into a duffle bag.
The “wolves’ lair” – ancient Pompeii‘s biggest, best planned and most richly decorated brothel – yesterday reopened to the public after extensive restoration.
They will let you in. They will take your money. And then they will shaft you.
hello dear all best advice 4u
It’s true, what CollegeHumor says: spammers give the best advice. Their missives are, in their incontrovertable wisdom, akin to the Dufflepuds Chorus in The Voyage of the Dawn Treader (we are all about the literary allusions lately!) in their perfect logic. “Getting dark now. Always does at night. When a chap’s hungry, he likes some vicutals,” etc, etc.
I challenge you to take issue with any of these pearls of wisdom all the way from Nigeria:
1nvest N0w? WHhy Wait@!? Laadies luve AMan Wit4 hge p3nis! Don1t st0p! She’s loves 1twhen U cumm h4rd! Bigg moneys 1n #oils in ur fture. Reed mure! Viiagr4 make grrrrls yip with JOy@:0 Deliciblle excotic l4dies wiithh^ titt5 lik3 huugge d1cks(,< f33l btter% with moore h^air! roggaine Che3ap!$$$ Hi honey, it’s Mom. You should call your sister. She misses you.
pic o’ the day: hamster pudenda in close association with rainbow toe socks
I have no idea what it says about our society that such a photograph exists. Pray for us.
via Fark.
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