quiz: what hand gesture are you?

Um, yeah. Oooooh yeah.


You Are a Fist


Your life philosophy can be summed up as, “Live fast. Die young.”

Your greatest wish is to have a life of passion and excitement.

And while you don’t want to die young, you rather take risks than stay home and be afraid.

You are inspired and inspiring. You live each day like it’s your last.

quiz: how many cannibals could your body feed?

I’m so lazy I’m seriously considering this instead of a proper dinner party. WAY less work!

How many cannibals could your body feed?
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There is also this, in case they weren’t cannibals but zombies. Remember, no matter how cute they are, DO NOT FEED THE ZOMBIES!

How Long Could You Survive Trapped In Your Own Home?
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Stolen from iubika who asked a question in the forum.

Quiz: Which Japanese Smiley Are You?

This so totally works for me!


You are “Yakuza” (Japanese mafia)

Quiz: What Condiment Are You?

Well, phonically this goes very well with the previous quiz, although the literal-minded such as myself will note that it’s not really a good match.

Still, accurate!


You Are Hot Sauce


You are the life of any party, because you’re so good at bringing people out of their shell.

You have a knack for helping people happily embrace their true selves.

You are ambitious, driven, and fearless. You love taking risks.

Your taste in food is 100% adventurous.

You’re up for sampling any exotic cuisine or someone’s kitchen experiments.

You live for trying new things, and you get sick of eating the same food (even if it’s very delicious).

Quiz: What’s your penis name?

Well, we’ve had some bombastic requests from members of the machosphere to lighten up on the “what lip gloss texture are you?” quizzes and up the “are you just a manly man or do you actually make Paul Bunyan look gay?” quizzes, so here’s the macho-iest one I could find, stolen from the Phantom Lord of Ultimate Darkness:


Your Penis Name Is…


Squirmin’ Herman the One-Eyed German