Actually, another startlingly accurate quiz from the weird mists of the intertubes. Hey, random has to be right at least half the time in a random and meaningless universe, right? I’ve always said that the problem with artificial intelligence
You Are A Hazelnut Tree |
No matter what, you always make a lasting impression – you’re quite popular. Passionate, you are an active fighter for social causes and politics. In general, you are moody, honest, a perfectionist, and very sexual. |
Ugh. UGH. but it’s still better than the original result, which was FINDING FUCKING NEMO GODDAMMIT!
I didn’t do too bad despite being too old young to remember much about the original series, and having had no interest whatsoever in watching the Giant Fucking Robots Movie.
I AM
70%
OPTIMUS PRIME
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Shhhhhhhhh. Don’t tell the boss. Yet another nail upon the head quiz, except for that non-judgmental thing. Only inferior people are non-judgmental.
You Are Bare Feet |
Even wearing shoes can be a little too constraining for you at times!You are very comfortable in your own skin. You are one of the most real people around. You don’t have anything to hide. Open and accepting, you are willing to discuss or entertain almost any topic. You are a very tolerant person. You are accepting and not judgmental. You should live: Somewhere warm You should work: At your own business, where you can set the rules |
Yeah, yeah, “Old Spice.” Har, har.
You Are Black Pepper |
You elevate the mood of any discussion, and people miss you when you’re not around. You are secretly very dominant and powerful. Most can only take you in small doses. |
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