It’s a MAN, Baby!

So, thanks to TheIanFox, I found this marvelous site that analyzes websites and blogs and draws (a binary) conclusion on the gender of the author. And guess what?

It's a man, baby!
It’s a man, baby! Or maybe just a skinny emo lesbian

We guess http://raincoaster.com is written by a man(55%), however it’s quite gender neutral.

Which is the only neutral thing about this blog, believe me.

Quiz: What Reindeer Are You?

 

Yep, another startlingly accurate internet quiz. These things are starting to scare me, actually.


You Are Comet


A total daredevil, you’re the reindeer with an edge! 

Why You’re Naughty: You almost gave Santa a heart attack when you took him sky diving

Why You’re Nice: You always make sure the sleigh is going warp speed

Quiz: what late night show host are you?

Oh, of COURSE. I’m not a Jewish NYC hunk, except apparently mentally, but this totally works for me.


You Are The Daily Show


You are well informed and very up to the minute on current events. And you sometimes just have to laugh at the world.

Your sense of humor is very sarcastic and mocking. You can’t believe these crazy times we live in. 

Sometimes people can’t tell if you’re joking or not, and who really cares?

The things you say can be quite profound, even if they are also hilarious.

Quiz: What part of Thanksgiving are you?

We’re not being premature here: we’re being Canadian. Very few people outside of my mighty nation-state know Canadia has their Thanksgiving in October, before the Great Ice Spirit moves in and crushes us all to the ground, all but the mighty Ice Truckers. But it’s true.


You Are The Cranberry Sauce


A little sweet, a little sour – you’ve got the flava!

Though, you do tend to squish in people’s mouths…

As to that last bit, well, you’ll have to ask my last boyfriend…if you can dig him up (uh, I mean find him).

Quiz: Which Celebrity Drunk Are You?

Well, I don’t know which you are, but I’m apparently a closeted lesbian cutter:


Find out what drunk celebrity you are at LiquidGeneration!

Is very weird and possibly even incorrect, as all my friends tell me that when I get drunk I actually get friendlier. The one time someone slipped me Roofies I went up and down the halls of my apartment building, knocking on doors and introducing myself with “it’s high time we said hi!” God, it was hilarious. Or so they tell me.