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born to be…
a venture capitalist??? Someone better sit my friends down for this, because the shock just might kill them. I am, according to this test, a born VC. Well hell, spending other people’s money? That’s a dream job if you ask me!
Got to the test via engtech, whom I owe a dinner if I get scooped by some big firm as a result of this incredible aptitude of mine. I said I’d buy him a Segway too, but now he thinks I’m trying to kill him. Honestly! As if I’d do something like that; I already know Technorati rankings cannot be bequeathed, because I looked it up.
For a research project. Totally.
Anyway, Guy Kawasaki, who is a man who is presumed to know something about venture capital, as he’s been in the business twenty years and hasn’t been bankrupted or incarcerated yet, is the fellow who came up with the test, and even should this prove to be as bullshit as the “Which My Little Pony Are You?” quizzes on LiveJournal (the Dangerous one, mothafucka!) it is guaranteed to be entertaining. Take the test here.
In any case, here’s what my little internet graduation plaque with honors or honours or cum or laudanum or whatever it is would look like, if it were in fact the result I got and not the one engtech (who can make screencaps and all that tech shit, yo) did, and it said 35 instead of 27, yo. And if it also said that the big VCs were hangin’ on the telephone, waiting for their life-affirming contact from moi.
If only I could afford a long-distance call!
Oh, and in case you were wondering:
Which Fucked up “My Little Pony” are you?
You are BITCH-QUEEN Pony!
[Quel suprise!]
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quiz: how fucking awesome are you?
Pretty fucking awesome if you wrote this quiz. It just may be the most awesome quiz ever written. Here’s a sample question:
6. Someone has left an orphan at your doorstep. What do you do?
- I wipe my feet on it and walk inside.
- I cradle it tenderly and whisper quiet words of nurturing. Then punt it.
- I force it to fight a cage match with another orphan in order to obtain food, then inform it that the food is the corpse of their defeated orphan opponent. HAHA AWESOME!
- I do something which is neither cruel nor cool. I am a big chunk of fresh-roasted lame.
You are 81% awesome!
You’re awesome. You could be a hired assassin or secret agent, preferably any job that requires killing. Although at this level of awesome, you probably kill for fun, just to stay in shape. You could shake Chuck Norris’ hand. Do not look him in the eyes.
How Awesome Are You?
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quiz: which wife of Henry VIII are you?
Yes, I’m being very lazy, aren’t I? Hardly writing any of my own material and pretty much politics-free. Guess I’ve been scratching the political itch over at the new Bojo Forum, but wait; I’m sure there will be something coming soon. I mean, I should probably say something about the new leader of the Liberal Party of Canada, but that would presume I knew something about Stephane Dion, the new leader of the Liberal Party of Canada, which of course I do not. All that I know about him is he is not Michael Ignatieff, for which the nation is, I’m sure, very grateful.
Now to the quiz…with bonus before-and-after Katherine Howard pix! Ah, if they’d had Botox and Restylane back then, she’d have kept her pretty head! In fact, it probably still wouldn’t have decomposed!
Before:
and After:
| Which wife of Henry the Eighth are you?
Your Result: Anne Boleyn 42% You are Anne Boleyn, second, and most famous, wife of Henry. You are fiery, smart, confident, and witty. Though not notorious for your beauty, you have a prescience that sticks out in people’s minds. You will stop at nothing to get what you want. Keep in mind, though, when you get it, you have to know how to keep it. |
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| Katherine of Aragon |
32% |
| Catherine Parr |
22% |
| Kathrine Howard |
20% |
| Jane Seymour |
6% |
| Anne of Cleves |
0% |
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quiz: how English are you?
Not very, it seems. Don’t tell Guido; if word gets out, he’ll never hire me! And for the love of God don’t tell Steven L: he’ll probably stick me in Gitmo “just in case.”
You are 66% English.
Getting there. You may wish to pay attention to the world around you.
“And did those feet
In ancient times,
Walk upon England’s mountains green?
And was the holy Lamb of God
In England’s pleasant pastures seen?”
Well, no, but it’s a cracking good tune.
How English are you?
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