Goddam fuckin’ straight I’m a bright Christmas Tree! Ain’t NO MOFO mo’ Christmasy than me!
You Are a Bright Christmas Tree |
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You are into all things Christmas, even if they’re a little tacky. |
Category Archives: Quizzes and tests
Quiz: What Comic Book Sound Effect Are You?
Oh yeah, baby! I’d totally rock the mutant space, and they know it. Why, Wolverine is covering his genitals with his hands AS WE SPEAK!
Although I was always more of a DC than Marvel person. Hmmm, is this like Saul‘s vision on the road to … where was he going again? Stan Lee‘s house?
You Are “ZAP” |
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You would be relying on your brains instead of brawn. And it’s likely that “Zap” would be a sound that villains hear as you’re taking them down! Over time, it’s likely that you’d morph into some sort of super human. There’s only so much experimenting you can do on yourself before you become a mutant. But even if you had super strength, you’d still love the thrill of shooting off your latest weapon. |
You know the rules: if you steal it, you link me up. Or I’ll come after you and “Zap” will be the last thing you hear.
quiz: what kind of celebrity would you be?
No surprise here. And if you say there IS one, I’ll … go Dorothy Parker on your ass!
You Would Be a Witty Celebrity |
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And while you may branch out into other areas, your cutting insight and sarcasm would always be your trademark. As a celebrity, you would not be afraid of publicity stunts and working the press a little. You wouldn’t take any of it very seriously. You’d be a celebrity in the mold of Tina Fey, Sara Silverman, Seth Rogen, and Will Ferrell. |
Quiz: are you a trick or a treat?
That can be taken any number of ways. As can many of the tricks I know, for a reasonable fee.
You Are a Trick |
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You may not go off and toilet paper people’s houses anymore, but you’re still up for a lighthearted prank every now and then.
You are truly fearless. You live in the moment, and you’re ready to take on any challenge or dare. Your wild antics sometimes do get you in trouble, but you’re also very talented at getting yourself out of trouble! |
Quiz: how real are you?
Is this a surprise to anyone at all? The only reason I don’t say what I think sometimes is, I want to watch and see how the drama I anticipate plays out. I’ve been known to look at a crowd of people and refer to them as “material.” I’m a blogger, which is a good thing, because otherwise I’m nearly unemployable.
You Are 87% Real |
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You have no problem showing people who you are, flaws and all. For you, there couldn’t be any other way. Because it’s way too stressful to live an inauthentic life. You’re very comfortable with yourself. And because of this, you’re able to live an exciting, interesting, and challenging life. |
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