The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2011 annual report for this blog.
Here’s an excerpt:
London Olympic Stadium holds 80,000 people. This blog was viewed about 460,000 times in 2011. If it were competing at London Olympic Stadium, it would take about 6 sold-out events for that many people to see it.
Tom Gold's Canadian Christmas
It has come to our attention here at Operation Global Media Domination’s Mountain Lair that not everyone around the world celebrates Christmas the way we here in the People’s Republic of Canuckistan do. In Belgium they prepare their children for abduction by the loathesome Black Peter, while in Spain there’s something about six or eight black men…I didn’t really follow that part…and in Australia, of course, where it’s the height of summer, they spend the solstice season celebrating the birth of Archie.
This is how we celebrate the season in my country:
HOCKEY!
BITCHING ABOUT WORK!
Union Lightbulbs
OCCUPYING!
Occupy Christmas
PRETENDING INSTEAD OF ACTUALLY SINGING OUT LOUD!
DRINKING!
Now THAT is a Canadian Christmas
What else is there when you can’t afford to shop? Oh, right, work for awesome clients who pay in cases of wine instead of cash! This is my favorite way to get my Christmas shopping done, actually.
Cheers!
because I’m too tired to look it up, having been awake since Tuesday. And why? Well, part of the reason was that I started a new job at the Daily Dot (and another part of the reason was that my laptop and iPod both conked out on me at the same time). But I got one if not both of them working again and got my story filed and another two to boot, one of which is doing so well the YouTube counter is stuck, which means it’s going up faster than YouTube can count at the moment, which is yay, go me for featuring such a charming and powerful video of Occupy Vancouver.
Which I shall do again here:
It was a bit of a relief to spend so long NOT dealing with trolls, concern or otherwise. But you know what they say…
Haters Gonna Hate! Julian Assange and Me
So, just to double-check, as there is every possibility I may be headed to LA to house-sit for a friend, come February which, I don’t care what April says, really is the cruellest month. Have I made the right choice of career (all others having rejected me out of hand, but that’s their loss HATERS GONNA HATE AMIRITE)?
Let us ask the almighty Interweb:
You Should Be a Script Writer |
 You are verbal, witty, and expressive. You have probably always had a way with words. You are intellectual and brainy. You are well read, and you will read anything you can get your hands on. You have a vivid imagination. You can create a whole new world inside your mind.You love challenges, especially when they involve learning new things. You love to step outside your comfort zone. |
The Occupy Vancouver Media Domination Situation? Frankly, it sucks.
Occupy Vancouver sucks for hits, Google features nothing but page after page of mainstream media when you search for the term, and nobody in this town even seems to know I’m back from Yellowknife, let alone at Occupy Vancouver every other damn day/night. But that won’t stop me.
And it won’t stop me from boasting, either. Because I may not have the hits, but I have very glossy retweeters and atters, so there. I’ve lost the direct links to Neil Gaiman and William Gibson (once my favorite Starbucks customer), but that’s just because they talk almost as much as I do!
http://twitter.com/#!/johncusack/status/137296753132191744
not to mention a hit-boosting RT of my article from OccupyVancouver and Bianca Jagger. Yes, THAT Bianca Jagger; how many do you think there are? She’s pretty awesome on Twitter, so I doubt the world could hold more than one.
http://twitter.com/#!/BiancaJagger/status/132867728875864064
I always say thank you, because I have fucking GREAT manners, bitchez.
http://twitter.com/#!/raincoaster/status/132868584828452864
and she has excellent manners as well:
http://twitter.com/#!/BiancaJagger/status/132872576795033600
And so, even though I spent 15 minutes of my Twitter for the Occupy Movement workshop telling people not to cultivate celebrities as a media strategy, it does make for a quick and popular (and validating) blog post. So, do as I tweet, not as I blog? Or something? It’s been a long day.
Speaking of Validation:
http://twitter.com/#!/OccupyVancouver/statuses/137377839442956288
http://twitter.com/#!/janniaragon/statuses/137338515494154243
http://twitter.com/#!/janniaragon/statuses/137339174398341120
That’ll teach the Province to suggest I intern for them!
Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
Predictable. Eminently predictable.
You Are “BOOOOOOOOOM” |
 You’re the type of person who would be a very moody superhero. In fact, you’d walk the line between superhero and supervillain.Blowing up a whole town or planet wouldn’t be out of the question for you if you felt angry enough.You are naturally a justice enforcer. Sometimes there is so much wrong with the world that it really gets you down.You can’t help but want to punish everyone who’s evil. There’s nothing that makes you matter than criminals who are allowed to walk. |
I note that this is an improvement over my previous attempt at this quiz, when I was a mere “Zap“. Now, somebody warn all those people dumping haterade on Occupy Vancouver.
