an Aussie call to action: blog for brains

100% of Zombies surveyed agree you should blog for brainsand no cheap jokes, please.

Stolen from pigmoose:

brain injury shatters lives, not just the immediate victims but their loved ones as well.

as you know if you have been reading fullmonto.com, the fullmonto beefcake calendar will raise funds for the brain injury assocation of queensland. if you are reading this post, there is something you can do to help the gang at www.fullmonto.com .

1. share this post with friends
2. if you have a blog. blog for brains (link to this post or http://www.fullmonto.com)
3. visit www.fullmonto.com maybe even leave a comment
4. make a donation at www.fullmonto.com using the ..make a donation button.. on the right hand side of the page

any or all of these actions could take you less than 10 minutes. this simple action could save a life or help to repair a damaged one. if you can assist in any of these ways your support would be greatly appreciated.

And here’s more news from fullmonto:

the mighty monto roos, a rugby league football team are getting rude and going nude for brain injury awareness. monto is a small country town, in the australian outback, and the local footy team were devastated when one of their own succumbed to brain injury.

so these country boys have dug deep, and with the help of digital imaging guru ross stockwell are creating a beefcake calendar. the calendar goes on sale on the 14th of december, and all profit goes to support the brain injury association of queensland.

so, can 13 nude men really defeat brain injury? probably not, but with your help they can make life better for those whose lives have been shattered by brain injury.

lessons from a Japanese chopstick master

“Ah, Grasshopper, when you can snatch the chopsticks from my hand…”

Learn how to use Chopsticks from a Japanese Chopstick Master!!!

Lesson 1: How to split apart those cheap wooden chopsticks
Lesson 2: How to eat Japanese soba noodles
Lesson 3: How to eat a McDonald’s Cheeseburger

Great, now I’m hungry. Anybody know a good noodle place around here?

cephalopoddian penile replacement o’ the day

Well, it’s better than a Ferrari. Those are crap.

From Pharyngula.

Cephalo symbolic phallic replacement but we will just pretend not to notice it, ok?

alien goldfish!

In this crazy, mixed-up world, there are a few touchstones of normalcy that one turns to time and time again to clear away the aggro and alienation of interacting in our topsy-turvy civilization.

Puppies. Kittens. Babies. Clouds. The smell of bread baking. Cows grazing in a field.

Goldfish.

Until now.

alien goldfish. Does Dagon know about these?

pic o’ the day: Giant Jellyfish invasion

ickypoo. And you wonder why I don't go in the ocean!

I wasn’t kidding when I said that Japan is being surrounded by hostile Giant Jellyfish. Check out this pic, from Pink Tentacle‘s coverage of the invasion; suddenly it makes more sense that the Japanese would strike back, powdering the slimy buggers. Of course, it still wouldn’t occur to a sane person (nor to a person who’d seen Attack of the Mushroom People) to make that powder into cookies and put it in her mouth, but there you go; we are talking about the Japanese, after all. They may be more plausible than the Romanians, but they’re just as wingnutty under those navy suits.