Category Archives: Sex

Abe Vigoda: Celebrity Sighting o’ the Day

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From Gawker, who no doubt posted something raincoaster-swipe-worthy to celebrate my new status as a certified (and certifiable) Gawker commenter. The few. The proud. The ones who read the open invitation on Sunday night and emailed just before passing out.

Abe Vigoda

Sunday I saw Abe Vigoda putting the moves on some broad who couldn’t have been more than 60, on a bench in central park outside the Delacorte waiting for Macbeth. I was sitting next to him when I called a friend and told her Abe Vigoda was alive and well in central park. After I hung up, the dame said, “is that who you are, Abe Vigoda? Weren’t you Luca Brazi in Barney Miller?” and he said, “No, I was Sally Tessio in Fish.”

Ernest and Bertram

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Pride week is coming, people. Thought I’d help you set the mood.

Paranoid, angsty, and awash with free-floating guilt.
Why should us Breeders be the only ones, dammit!

Danth a little clother to…CHARO!!!

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Yeah, maybe. But you and I both know you’ll watch it when nobody’s looking.
The greatest flamenco guitarist of her generation, and this is what she’ll go down in history for. I no longer feel underappreciated, relatively speaking.

I am also heartened to see that even seasoned Vegas performers and Love Boat semi-regulars have great difficulty dancing in those stupid heels. Bars should have shoe caddies under the tables so you can swap to flats for hitting the floor.

Durham University: parent’s dream, wanker’s delight, plumber’s nightmare

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All I want to know is, what in the name of all that is holy are they feeding these boys?

I’m assuming it’s a boy’s dorm. I lived in a girl’s dorm, and I can tell you that’s not neccessarily a given.

From Josh in the City, right here on WordPress.

Durham University

Pirate Booty Call, with bonus casting couch!

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Orlando Bloom discusses the universal desire to get taken from behind by Johnny Depp. From AP:

Pirate Booty, arrrrrr!

AP: What makes these “Pirates” films so appealing?

Bloom: I guess we all want to be a pirate. Somewhere inside us I suppose it’s a real fantasy about being out on the open sea. Nothing’s stopping you from living whatever life you want to live. You’re not landlocked. And pirate booty, everyone likes a bit of pirate booty…

AP: What was it like … with Johnny Depp?

Bloom: He just tears up the s—–. It was great for me. I think he’s [made] brave choices and doing m—– that he wants, not conforming. I really admire that and I think he really delivers as Jack Sparrow. It was great for me …

Even I couldn’t have said it better, melad. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

And here we have the job listing for aforesaid pirate booty. Apparently, Depp has a gimp fetish.

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN 3 OPEN CALL 
 

Open Casting Call – Through 15 August 2006

Pirates of the Caribbean 3

PIRATES HOTLINE

818.725.2905

Sande Alessi Casting

13731 Ventura Blvd., Top Floor

Sherman Oaks, CA  91423

Monday through Friday, 11am – 3pm

Seeking Pirates — men age 18+, all shapes and sizes, all ethnicities: Asian, Spanish, French, African, Syrian, Lebanese, Middle Eastern, Turkish, Armenian, Arab, Persian, Caucasian, South American, Pacific Islander, Eskimo, etc…

You must be an extreme character type! We need extremely skinny, very tall, very short, hunchback, little people, unusual facial features and body types, exotic amputees, albinos, etc.

Bring your own current 3×5 photo (does not have to be professional). If you do not have a photo, we can take one for you for $2.00