Brokebeer Mountain

from Raj, who probably had no idea I’d load it on Youtube. But there ya go; live and learn (to cross me off your forward lists).

Canadian Rock: Bigger! Harder! Boozier!

as the world turns…without me *sob*

I hate being sick. All the interesting shit in the world happens when I'm home, sick.

Proof: behold who Raj ran into on the last Vancouver Martini Tour. As for me, I was home in bed developing an intimate acquaintence with the Norwalk Virus.

Henry Fucking Rollins

Henry looks poleaxed in all probability because he knows I could not be there with him. Yeah, that's it.

Raj: Hey, would you kindly spit on my head?

Henry: What?

quote of the day

"Talk, fantasies, sucking fucking and crying" at A Deserted and Peaceful on June 25th from whenever the hell to whenever the fuck? I am so there.

Yes, Gmail has many great features that I really must explore.

and the winner is…

Perez Hilton, for being the first gossip columnist and/or blogger in history to have a sex toy named after him. Now at least one blogger in the world is consistently going to be having sex, if only by proxy. Surely this is the field's equivalent of an Oscar or Nobel. His parents must be so very proud. Don't miss the always-respectful comments; it's so silly that spammer says he likes dogs. Perez is so obviously more of a cat person.

Perez Junior and Senior

And it even matches his pretty eyes!

Some people get sandwiches named after them; Perez gets a sex toy!!

We were honored and amused when the folks at Booty Parlor told us they wanted to name a sex toy after us.

Bright, powerful and unisex were the key words we told them, and they came up with the Perez, Jr. (pictured above). It's waterproof too!

The only thing greater than having a sex toy named after you is having sex and since Perez hasn't been doing much of that, The Perez, Jr. will come in handy.

Click here to get yours today!

P.S. Whenever you use it, just think of Brad Pitt. Or Angelina Jolie. Or both….at the same time!

also, don't hold your breath waiting for the Gawker coverage.

love, exciting and new, and extremely inconvenient in a country where most singles still live with their parents

Such as Japan. My friend over at JapanProbe has launched a new blog, and indeed for this contribution to travelling "comfort" his place in heaven is assured.

It's a love hotel info blog.

Rabuho.com : A Love Hotel information Blog!

Ever wanted to find out where a good love hotel was, but lacked the ability to navigate Japanese language love hotel sites? I remember the days when my Japanese was still at a beginner level and I had to struggle to locate “after date” locations to take girls. It was truly difficult to find a good love hotel in those days.

Love

Well, those days are now over, and I’ve decided to launch rabuho.com, a blog devoted to providing the English-speaking population of Japan and tourists with love hotel info. At the moment there are only a few hotels listed on the site, mostly in the Kanto region. However, I plan to update it regularly, eventually creating an extremely useful resource for “socially active” gaijin. Please check it out!

Blogroll accordingly. Me, I've decided I'm never having sex again, so why would I bother?