The world watched in horror today as a frustrated reporter chucked a shoe at US President George W. Bush, narrowly missing. He should have known you don’t grow up in a house run by Barbara Bush without being able to duck lightning-quick. Indeed, ducking is probably his greatest skill.
Here’s the shocking video footage:
via Greg Fenton of Nexj which I shamefully admit I don’t know how to pronounce.
Phen-tun?
I haven’t worked at Starbucks in nine years, but I STILL remember the neurasthenic cat lady (who no doubt taught pottery to survivors of sexual abuse or goddess affirmations to divorcees or something similar) who asked for a non-fat, no-egg, dairy-free eggnog.
To which I replied that she could not have one, as God did not mean for that to exist. And no, it took them SIX MORE YEARS to fire me!
Awww, they grow up so fast. I remember when she was no more malevolent than a fluffy bunny!
My favorite Q/A combo: 10 e:
I must admit, my Cthulhu Spawn score is shockingly low, but I attribute this to my response to a car breakdown. I mean, everybody knows that wild woodland sex fixes cars. Which reminds me to get an unreliable car…and a boyfriend.
| Which creature of the night are you?
Your Result: Demon
Your raging id needs no chemical incentive to break out into a fiery orgy of destruction. When you’re not burning, you’re brooding. All you need is someone to point the way out for you. |
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You can watch this (PG- if not R- rated) video of Barbie‘s existential crisis and just somehow KNOW that this girl has a sad Livejournal with Evanescence on autoplay.
You just KNOW Jane Austen, were she alive today, would be one of those irritating people on Facebook with five hundred friends, all of whom she PMs regularly, curating groups, Superpoking with the best of them, and annoying the HELL out of everyone who knows her.
Behold:
What’s more, it UPDATES, so keep clicking on that News Feed pic!
Stolen from CasaAz
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